Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Bush's Dear Barry letter...

Published in the Metro, Jan 21, 2009:

As is traditional, outgoing US president George W Bush left a note for his successor in the top drawer of his desk in the Oval Office. The White House declined to reveal the exact details of the letter to Barak Obama but Metro would like to think it went something like this...

Dear Barry,

First and foremosting, I would like to congratulatise you on getting the job. It will be great to have someone come in and bring a finished completion to all the work I did. I have to warn you, though, Baz, being president isn't all laughs. There are a lot of boring speeches to sit through.
But I think you will make a great commander-in-chife. You've got what I've got - charismaticism. And that goes a long way. I also dig the way you got all those famous people on your side - they didn't take much to me. But I like that Jon Bono Jovi who sang a few days before your augmentation - eh's a good guy.
My daddy once told me: 'Eat your vegetables, Georger Jnr'. And was right. Well, now it's my turn to give some advisementary words. Don't let people misunderestimate you the way they misunderestimated me - I hope you don't misunderstanderate what I'm getting at there, Baz. I know I used a lot of big words in that sentence.
Being the president is a bit like grabbing a bull by its horns - you gotta go up to that bull and grabs his horns. In a metaphosphorical sense, of course. If you grab a real bull by the horns you won't be the president for too long. You should maybe write that one down.
I've left you some pretzels on my desk an, before I forget, I've also left you a crisis in the Middle East and a bad economy - in London, Engerland, they're calling that a 'credit crunch'. Ain't that cute? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me, Baz. Next time you're in No1, Downing street, tell Gordon Ramsay I said 'hi'.
So I guess that's all I got for ya. I know you'll be a super leader. They made a movie about me after my eight years were up, so if they do the same with you I guess you'll know you've done a good job. Good luck, Baz!

Yours facefully,

Dubya (spelt with a 'W')

Ps: Sorry about the lawn.... Barney's little weapons of mass destruction! (A joke)


VIDEO: Bush/Obama Speech

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VIDEO: Jon Stewart thanks those that made the last 8 years Great

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VIDEO: Happy Booes, Imperial March, Crashing Hope, and Gay Pastors

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Entropa - With malice towards all

The Czech Republic commissioned an artwork to celebrate 6 months of its presidency of the European Union. While the work was expected to represent artists from all 27 EU member nations, as it turns out that the installation called Entropa was created by an all-Czech team of artists under the direction of David Černý.

Entropa plays on steretypes and pokes fun at one and all.


Austria as an energy powerhouse.

Belgium is a box of chocolates.


Bulgaria is represented as Turkish toilets.


Czech Republic is an electronic (LED) display quoting the President.

Denmark is a Lego-set.


France is a country on strike.


Finland is a hardwood floor.

Germany is crisscrossed by autobahns, in what some say a vaguely Swastika-like pattern.


Greece is a nation riddled with wildfire.

Hungary is a nuclear think-tank with ripe watermelons.

Ireland is a bagpipe.

Italy is just a large football ground.


Latvia is mountaneous country.

Luxembourg is a gold nugget on sale.


Malta is a rock with a dwarf elephant standing on it.

The Netherlands is submerged under water, with only some islamic minarets visible above the floodline.


Poland is shown as a pile of rubble, wherein some Catholic monks are erecting the gay flag, Iwo Jima style.


Portugal is a butcher's table with steak and colonial blood on it.

Romania is a Dracula-themed fun-park.


Spain is a large building site, in an obvious reference to its real-estate market.


Sweden is depicted as an IKEA ‘flat-pack’ cardboard box. But from a hole towards the bottom of the box, one can see a small piece from the Saab JAS-39 Gripen aircraft - a reference to the 2001 bribery scandal wherein Saab tried to sell 24 Gripen jets to Czech Republic with the help of UK-based BAE Systems.

The United Kingdom is represented by its conspicuous absence from the piece.

Click here to download the artists' concept document.

As you can see, I don't have photos/ descriptions of all the nations' representations. Therefore, if you have photos or information, I'd appreciate if you could share it here.

VIDEO: You Don't Know Dick - Exit Interview

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VIDEO: 137 miles in 7 hours Express

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Monday, January 19, 2009

VIDEO: India vs India

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Cannes 2008 Integrated Lion winner

Saturday, January 10, 2009

VIDEO: Medicine Cabinet

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2008 Year in Review

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

VIDEO: Christmas Carol

Thursday, November 20, 2008

VIDEO: You Don't Know Dick - Indictment

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Friday, November 07, 2008

Sarah Palin is so Dumb...

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Thursday, November 06, 2008

VIDEO: End of an Election

Obama Accepts
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McCain Concedes
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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Wall Street Humor

In these troubled times, here are some of the best ones doing the rounds:

- What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.

- What is the capital of Iceland? About $3.50

- I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.

- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.

- What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?

- The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow 10 bucks a couple weeks back. It turns out I'm now America's fourth-biggest lender.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

VIDEO: Lessons in Americanism from Wasilla

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Sunday, October 19, 2008

VIDEO: Sarah Palin visits SNL

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

VIDEO: Ultimate Roast

McCain and Obama at the Al Smith dinner at Waldorf Astoria in New York.

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McCain

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Obama

Thursday, October 16, 2008

VIDEO: John McCain's Biblical Life

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Osama bin Laden's Plan to Bankrupt America Going Pretty Well These Days

http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/10/10/osama-bin-ladens-plan-to-bankrupt-america-going-pretty-well-these-days/

Osama bin Laden -- terrorist, wedding poet and all-around jerkoff -- has announced his plans for destroying America through economic strangulation.

Well, he released it four years ago, just a few days before the 2004 presidential elections. How do you think that's working out for him?

"We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy.
Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah," bin Laden said in the
transcript.

One thing you gotta admit about this guy: He can go fuck himself, but, ya know, he does get stuff done.

He said the mujahedeen fighters did the same thing to the Soviet Union in
Afghanistan in the 1980s, "using guerrilla warfare and the war of attrition to
fight tyrannical superpowers."

Which is exactly why we need to stay in Iraq until we do something that can possibly be defined as "winning." Even if we have to bleed ourselves to the point of bankruptcy fighting the insurgents' guerrilla warfare in this war of attrition. So that this asshole bin Laden doesn't win. How do you not understand this, people?!

Of course, there was no way that bin Laden's conveniently well-timed taunting videotape was in any way intended to sway the election in accordance with idiot voters' basest instincts. Because, why would he possibly want another four years of tough-fighting Republican rule in the U.S.?

He also said al Qaeda has found it "easy for us to provoke and bait this
administration."

"All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to
the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda,
in order to make generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic
and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some
benefits for their private corporations," bin Laden said.

How much you wanna bet that, sometime in the next two weeks, new footage suddenly emerges of bin Laden wearing a Hope t-shirt? (Don't take that bet.)

I can't wait for November 5th -- after John McCain has been elected president -- when McCain can finally release his super secret Osama bin Laden and Muhajadeen Spectacular Wondrifical Killing Machine and send it to the Gates of Hell so that we can get rid of bin Laden once and for all and start focusing on the real problems America faces today: '60s radical community organizers and people who think gay people should be allowed to get married.

I just hope it doesn't run on gas.

'Cause then we're fucked.