Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Wall Street Humor

In these troubled times, here are some of the best ones doing the rounds:

- What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.

- What is the capital of Iceland? About $3.50

- I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.

- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.

- What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?

- The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow 10 bucks a couple weeks back. It turns out I'm now America's fourth-biggest lender.

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