Gujju bhai borrows from a New York bank

Gujju bhai walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Gujju bhai returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"

Gujju bhai replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Gujju bhai in an accident

There was once a Gujarati, owning a shop, living in USA called Navneet Bhai Patel, who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to ask, what had happened to him.

I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash. "Car crash! My Corolla! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries -you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? OH..My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!"

"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see you."

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.

"Alpa, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you."

"Diness, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Kalpess, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Kamless, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Paress, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Well"..... said Navneet Bhai thoughtfully.....

"Alpa, Diness, Kalpess, Paress and Kamless are here..... If all of you are here ? THEN WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP!!!!!????".