Sunday, January 16, 2005

Amazingly Amusing Anagrams

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Dictionary = Indicatory

Schoolmaster = The classroom

Elvis = Lives

Listen = Silent

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

The Country Side = No City Dust Here

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

The eyes = They see

The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em

Conversation = Voices Rant On

Disraeli = I lead, Sir.

Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison
(from the Doors song, "L.A. Woman")

The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath

Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
(Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters")

MacDonalds = Clam and Sod

Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell

Butterfly = Flutter-by

Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!

Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter

Animosity = Is No Amity

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Funeral = Real Fun

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

Software = Swear Oft

Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
(Dick Cavett)

The Detectives = Detect Thieves

The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man

Semolina = Is No Meal

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim

A Gentleman = Elegant Man

Presbyterian = Best In Prayer

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam

Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm
(the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.")

Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod

Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

Admirer = Married

Indomitableness = Endless ambition

New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes
(Andrew Glines)

David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV

Howard Stern = Retard Shown

Contradiction = Accord not in it
(E. Tyron)

Debit card = Bad Credit
(Mike Morton)

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.

Quote by Vonnegut:
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.
(Cory Calhoun)

Quote by Oscar Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. =
Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo.
(Larry Brash)

From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
(Cory Calhoun)

Vladimir Nabokov = Vivian Darkbloom
(Vivian Darkbloom is a character in Nabokov's Lolita)

October Sky = Rocket Boys
(The 1999 movie October Sky is based on Rocket Boys, a memoir by Homer "Sonny" Hickam)

Spiro Agnew = Grow a Spine (also, spine can be anagrammed into another body part)

George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

George Bush = He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan = No, darlings, no ERA law

Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, is OK

Silence of the Lambs = Con Bites Male Flesh

Tony Blair, MP = I'm Tory plan B

Margaret Thatcher = A charm tart, get her!

Twenty thousand leagues under the sea = Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense.

The end of the world is nigh! = Down this hole, frightened!

The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

Pre-natal = Parental = Paternal

Stop the War = A Step Worth

World Trade Center = Lewd Terror Act; End.

The Florida Vote Recount = Done To Cover Their Fault

George W. Bush = He Grew Bogus

Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down

NATO vs. a Molosevic = Soon a Slovic Vietnam!

Allied Force = Oil-led farce = Farce! Old lie!

Slobodan Milosevic = O, I'm an evil, cold boss!

President Milosevic = Is epic devil monster = Demonic evil persist = I, devil, creep, sin most

The Microsoft Corporation = Horror of Competition Acts

President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns

Monica Lewinsky = Nice silky woman = I may own nickels = Income? A sly wink! = Wank cosily in me = I yowl nicknames = Wank my silicone = Icy silken woman = I lay sick men now = Knew a Slimy Icon = We May Lock in Sin News May Ink Coil

Princess Diana = I End as car spin = Ascend in Paris

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