Wednesday, January 19, 2005

26 Reasons Why Men Are Proud of Themselves

1. Men know stuff about tanks.

2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.

3. Men can open all their own jars.

4. Men can make decisions without a support group.

5. Men can leave a hotel bed unmade.

6. Men can kill our own food.

7. Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

9. If someone forgets to invite men to something they can still be our friend.

10. Underwear is less than £10 a three-pack.

11. Three pairs of shoes are more than adequate.

12. Men don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.

13. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

14. Men can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking, "He must be mad at me."

15. Grey hair and wrinkles only add character.

16. Men can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.

18. Mens pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

19. Men are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colours.

20. Men are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

21. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades.

22. We don't have to shave below the neck.

23. A few belches are expected and tolerated.

24. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.

25. Men can do their nails with a penknife.

26. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.

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