God asked Subhas Chandra Bose how many children he sired during his time on earth. Subhas relied, "One"
Happy with the good family planning adopted, God gave Bose a Mercedes!
Next was Lal Bahadur Shastri. For his record of three children, he got a cheaper Ford.
Now came Laloo. God was pretty upset to hear about his nine children, and gave him a rickety, old Premier Padmini.
Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!"
[Ed: Edited for facts about the number of offspring]
Slope 45
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