Monday, December 06, 2004

Family planning rewards

God asked Subhas Chandra Bose how many children he sired during his time on earth. Subhas relied, "One"

Happy with the good family planning adopted, God gave Bose a Mercedes!

Next was Lal Bahadur Shastri. For his record of three children, he got a cheaper Ford.

Now came Laloo. God was pretty upset to hear about his nine children, and gave him a rickety, old Premier Padmini.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!"

[Ed: Edited for facts about the number of offspring]

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