Bakwas Shayari: Poetic nonsense

Jab jab ghire baadal, teri yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho
dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim, Deodrant lagane me
tumhara kya jata hai ?!

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikarar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Aaj tum DIL maango, De Denge...!!!
DHADKAN maango De Denge...!!!
JIGAR Maango...!!! De Denge...!!!
JAAN tak Maango.........To who bhi de Sakte hei.....!!!
Kyunki ...Aaj Chaaro films ki VCD ghar pe hei!!

You're sad, I'm sad
You're happy, I'm happy
You cry, I cry
You die, Goodbye!

Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga
Ik Suroor Sa Uske Dil Par Chaya Hoga
Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun
Phir Use Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga

Hum Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se
Ki Woh Aap Jaisa Dost Aur Na Banaye
Ek Cartoon Jaisi Cheez Hain Hamaare Paas
Kahin Woh Bhi Common Na Ho Jaye

Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain
Aapko Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hain
Aapse Door Rehna Kismat Ki Baat Hain
Magar Aapko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hain

Chand Ko Guroor Hai
Uske Paas Noor Hai
Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai
Mera Dost Langoor Hai