Wednesday, December 08, 2004

So you think you can think?

An interesting quiz for ur Lateral Thinking abilities - Think !

1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work.Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying. )

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son! " How can this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.

5. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

6. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out.
(This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its
statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying
solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they
like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of
figuring it out. )

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Solutions.

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1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons. However,if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

3. It was day time.

4. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.

5. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man Drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.

6. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups-so the man no longer needed the water.

Monday, December 06, 2004

Family planning rewards

God asked Subhas Chandra Bose how many children he sired during his time on earth. Subhas relied, "One"

Happy with the good family planning adopted, God gave Bose a Mercedes!

Next was Lal Bahadur Shastri. For his record of three children, he got a cheaper Ford.

Now came Laloo. God was pretty upset to hear about his nine children, and gave him a rickety, old Premier Padmini.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!"

[Ed: Edited for facts about the number of offspring]

VIDEO: Romania is an enchanted land

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I was thinking of writing something, but then decided against it. You know what they say: a picture is worth a thousand words, and a video clip is worth a thousand pictures. This clip on seaside Romania certainly leaves one speechless.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

DOC: A Concise History of Management BS

As Fortune magazine finds, and documents, management is full of nonsensical hocus-pocus.

Click here to read

VIDEO: Romania

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A dear friend just sent this clip to me. It's awesome. And Romania is beautiful.

Monday, November 22, 2004

16 things that take a lifetime to learn

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:
by Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Beware! Life is full of traps















Friday, November 19, 2004

VIDEO: Citroen C4 - Alive With Technology

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Okay, so this is not that great a commercial. I just like it because a little while ago I participated in a case competition, where the case was on the automobile industry and this commercial would have been made a great exhibit. Unfortunately, I found it too late :-(

Thursday, November 18, 2004

You in office after lunch

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

DOC: How do you motivate employees?

Herzberg's landmark paper on his two factor theory on employee motivation.

Click here to read

Thursday, November 11, 2004

VIDEO: (Fake) Bush on Jay Leno's Tonight Show

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Jay Leno interviews the (fake) Bush. Laugh-till-the-soda-squirts-out-of-your-nose funny.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

VIDEO: Second Term

Monday, November 08, 2004

Ads I Love: FedEx - MBA

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This one is a classic in its own right. A smartly dressed young manager is setting up his office as the (presumably) administrator walks in, "Hi Tom, I know it's your first day, but we could really use your help."

The eager-to-impress young man follows her, with hopes of an important assignment. His hopes are dashed when the lady asks him to ship a large bunch of packages.

He protests sheepishly, "I don't do shipping." to which the lady dismissively responds, "Oh no no no, it's very easy. We use fedex.com Anybody can do it."

The poor guy tries again, "You don't understand. I have an MBA."

"Oh, you have an MBA? In that case, I have to show you how to do it."

VO: Fedex.com makes shipping so fast and easy, even an MBA can do it.

Yeah, it makes fun of MBAs like me, but hey, it IS fun.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

The Brave New World























Monday, October 25, 2004

What's the name of your kid?

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go..."

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

VIDEO: Dave Chapell makes fun of George W Bush

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George W doesn't hate blacks. He IS black!

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

VIDEO: Electronic Voting Machines in United States (specifically in Florida)

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Thursday, October 14, 2004

Some interesting questions

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

When dog food is new and better tasting, who tests it?

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Can you cry under water?

Why do people say, “you've been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day?

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

What does OK actually mean?

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

What should one call a male ladybird?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

Can you blow a balloon up under water?

Why is it called a “building” when it has already been built?

If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?

Communication Gap: The case for context

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody. "

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma?"

"Yes. . . . . . speaking"

AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know! "

"How do YOU know? " stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files! " says the AEC guy .

"What are you saying? It's in your files. . . . . ! . HOW ? ? ? ? ? "

"Yes . . . . . . . . . . . . . We have a system of finding out who's overdue"

"GOD ! ! ! ! ! ! . . . . . . . . . this is too much. . . . . . . . . . "

"Madam, I am sorry. . . . . . I am following orders. . . . I have to inform you are overdue"

"I know that . . . . . . . let me talk to my husband about this tonight. . . . . he will speak to your company tomorrow "

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? " the husband shouts.

"Just calm down, " says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us. "

"PAY you? and if I refuse? "

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.

"And what would my wife do then? " the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle. "

Never, never give up!