Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Happy Holidays

Damn contemporary bullshit architecture!

Of course they are fake! I saw her at the snow cone stand yesterday.

I feel like nobody really likes me.

But this bastard shot my aunty!

I told you cigars were bad for you.

My feet are just freezing.
Buddy, you think you have problems?

Holiday tip #37
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Job evaluation day at Santa's office.
Mounted reindeer heads labeled: Slow, Lazy, Bad attitude.

Err...we'll pop back later.

I heard the stockings were hung.

Oh, great! A flat.

Nice one, Harry! How are you going to explain this to the kids?

Dear Santa, If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. - Timmy

Would you look at that? They are making a baby right in the frontyard!
It's disgraceful!

It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses and let him go.

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