Damn contemporary bullshit architecture!
Of course they are fake! I saw her at the snow cone stand yesterday.
I feel like nobody really likes me.
Fruitcake!
But this bastard shot my aunty!
I told you cigars were bad for you.
My feet are just freezing.
Buddy, you think you have problems?
Holiday tip #37
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Job evaluation day at Santa's office.
Mounted reindeer heads labeled: Slow, Lazy, Bad attitude.
Err...we'll pop back later.
I heard the stockings were hung.
Oh, great! A flat.
Nice one, Harry! How are you going to explain this to the kids?
Dear Santa, If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. - Timmy
Would you look at that? They are making a baby right in the frontyard!
It's disgraceful!
It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses and let him go.
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