Slope 45
9 years ago
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
AUDIO: You Might Be a Redneck If...
Jeff Foxworthy of the Blue Collar Group in his trademark bit...
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Monday, October 29, 2007
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Sunday, October 28, 2007
World's Corniest PickUp Lines
If you ever have use of these... You are in more trouble than you know...
-I less than three you..... (i <3 you)
-If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes
-I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?
-YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo
-I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
-Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
-Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
-You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
-You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
-You smell. Lets go take a shower.
-Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
-I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
-I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
-I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.
-Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
-I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
-Ever played spin the bottle? Mine's pointing at you!
-If you were a pill I'd overdose.
-I wish you were a door,so I could bang you all day
-I wish you were my homework, so i could do you all night long.
-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
-Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
-Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
-I didn't know that angels could fly so low
-You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
-I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
-How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
-Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
-Your daddy must of been a drug dealer, 'cause you're dope.
-Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
-Hey, you see my friend over there? She wants to know if you think i'm cute
-Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
-Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you have fine written all over you.
-I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
-Is that gun in your pants,or are you just happy to see me?
-Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
-One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me
-You are a naughty boy. Go to my room!
-I less than three you..... (i <3 you)
-If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes
-I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?
-YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo
-I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
-Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
-Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
-You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
-You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
-You smell. Lets go take a shower.
-Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
-I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
-I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
-I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.
-Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
-I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
-Ever played spin the bottle? Mine's pointing at you!
-If you were a pill I'd overdose.
-I wish you were a door,so I could bang you all day
-I wish you were my homework, so i could do you all night long.
-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
-Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
-Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
-I didn't know that angels could fly so low
-You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
-I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
-How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
-Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
-Your daddy must of been a drug dealer, 'cause you're dope.
-Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
-Hey, you see my friend over there? She wants to know if you think i'm cute
-Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
-Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you have fine written all over you.
-I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
-Is that gun in your pants,or are you just happy to see me?
-Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
-One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me
-You are a naughty boy. Go to my room!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Ave Maria
Ea face ca lucrurile comune sa para extraordinare.
De asemenea este recunoscuta ca sfinta horticultorilor si a florarilor…
Ea este reprezentata prin trandafiri.
Pentru ca fiecare destinatar al mesajului sa fie binecuvintat...
Rugaciunea de Sf-Thérèse nu poate fi ocolita
Gînditi-va la o dorinta inainte de-a citi poemul. E tot ce trebuie sa faceti...
Astazi ati gasit pacea interioara.
Care va da putere sa aveti incredere in inteligenta superioara
Sa fiti exact acolo unde vreti sa fiti.
Sa nu uitati de posibilitatile Care se nasc
Sa exploatati talentul pe care l-ati primit
Si sa faceti sa creasca iubirea care v-a fost data....
Sa recunoasteti calm ca sinteti un copil al Domnului
Lasati aceasta prezenta sa va cuprinda si sa va dea puterea libertatii, a libertatii de-a cinta, dansa, adora si a iubi!
Ea este aici pentru fiecare din noi, femeie sau barbat.
Friday, October 26, 2007
The ABC of Punjabidom
A is for Adjust; Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they want to push you around.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for replicating sheep - it is an area where people live eg. Defence Cloney.
E is for Expanditure - and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending money - the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always Expanding.
F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course).
G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder.
H is for Ho Jayega, the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
I is for Intezaar. to know more about it see P.
J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to the full it's a Punjabi.
K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc - the Punjabi equivalent of the Jones' ie keeping up with the Khuranas.
L is for Lovely but she never is. Nor is Sweety.
M is for Mrooti - the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.
N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.
O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger (OYY) or pain (oy oy oy).
P is for Panch mint and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is from you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in Panch mint.
Q is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi.
R is for Riks and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the odds are against them.
S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in Delhi.
T is for the official bird of Punjab - Tandoori chicken.
U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle' ji .
V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.
W is War - on the roads.
X is X-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.
Y is 'You nonsense', anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting match.
Z is for Zig zag for which you should see G, M and P.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for replicating sheep - it is an area where people live eg. Defence Cloney.
E is for Expanditure - and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending money - the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always Expanding.
F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course).
G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder.
H is for Ho Jayega, the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
I is for Intezaar. to know more about it see P.
J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to the full it's a Punjabi.
K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc - the Punjabi equivalent of the Jones' ie keeping up with the Khuranas.
L is for Lovely but she never is. Nor is Sweety.
M is for Mrooti - the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.
N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.
O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger (OYY) or pain (oy oy oy).
P is for Panch mint and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is from you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in Panch mint.
Q is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi.
R is for Riks and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the odds are against them.
S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in Delhi.
T is for the official bird of Punjab - Tandoori chicken.
U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle' ji .
V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.
W is War - on the roads.
X is X-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.
Y is 'You nonsense', anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting match.
Z is for Zig zag for which you should see G, M and P.
Monday, October 22, 2007
AUDIO: Virtual Haircut
4 mts 40 secs
Click on the image above, and then click on play button once it becomes available. Please be patient...it may take upto 2-3 minutes for the play button to become available after you have clicked on the picture.
Put your headphones on. Click on play. Close your eyes.
The sound will begin 4-5 seconds after you click play. Just relax.
Click on the image above, and then click on play button once it becomes available. Please be patient...it may take upto 2-3 minutes for the play button to become available after you have clicked on the picture.
Put your headphones on. Click on play. Close your eyes.
The sound will begin 4-5 seconds after you click play. Just relax.
The Metamorphosis of Octavio Ocampo
The lips of the flower
Family of birds
Kiss of the sea
Kiss of sunlight
Lady in the Lily field
Lily Ecstacy
Lady Alcatraz
Passion
Flower of Alcatraz
Silver Threads
The Old Man and the River
Dream of the Siren
Buddha
Shiva
Resurrection
The Calvary
The Passion of the Christ
Palm Sunday
Patron of the homeless
The Virgin
Landslide
Celestial bodies
Education of Mercury
Birth
Woman of fire
Madonna Rocaille
Fluid bush
Pan of the dead
Forever
General
The chair of Mona Lisa
Christopher Columbus
Jimmy Carter
Marlon Brando
Jane Fonda
Marilyn
Magnifying Glass
Imagine
Metamorphised by Love
Friendship of Don Quixote
Visions of Quixote
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