Saturday, May 21, 2005

This is Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess . . .

with an Egyptian boyfriend . .

crashes in a French tunnel . . .

driving a German car . . .

with a Dutch engine . . .

driven by a Belgian . . .

who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change

the spelling). . .

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi . . .

on Japanese motorcycles . . ,

treated by an American doctor . . .

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an Indian . . .

using Bill Gates's technology and . . .

you're probably reading this on your computer - that use Taiwanese chips . .

and a Korean monitor . . .

assembled by Bangladeshi workers . . .

in a Singapore plant . . .

transported by Indian truck drivers . . .

hijacked by Indonesians . . .

unloaded by Sicilian wharfies . . .

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals . . .

That, my friend, is Globalisation!!

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