Question: What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess . . .
with an Egyptian boyfriend . .
crashes in a French tunnel . . .
driving a German car . . .
with a Dutch engine . . .
driven by a Belgian . . .
who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change
the spelling). . .
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi . . .
on Japanese motorcycles . . ,
treated by an American doctor . . .
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Indian . . .
using Bill Gates's technology and . . .
you're probably reading this on your computer - that use Taiwanese chips . .
and a Korean monitor . . .
assembled by Bangladeshi workers . . .
in a Singapore plant . . .
transported by Indian truck drivers . . .
hijacked by Indonesians . . .
unloaded by Sicilian wharfies . . .
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals . . .
That, my friend, is Globalisation!!
May your Season be Festive
1 year ago
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