Tuesday, March 01, 2005


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Just drop it; concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A. No time at all because it has already been built.

Q. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. Once you find me an elephant with one hand, I'll lift it with a crane.

Q. How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
A. No Problems as he can sleep at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A. It will become sunken.

Q. What looks like a half apple?
A: The other half.

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