Monday, March 28, 2005

The 3 Wishes and the Smarts of the Sexes

A mother told her 16 yrs old daughter that if she will pray for 4 years regularly than an Angel will come to her dreams and grant her 3 wishes. So she decided to do it. When she completed 4 yrs successfully, an "Angel" really came in her dreams. Here's the dialog that ensued:

Angel: O Girl, you have prayed regularly during the last 4 yrs, so I am very pleased with you. I will grant you 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition! What is that?

Angel: Don't you have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes, I do indeed.

Angel: When you were busy praying, he was waiting for you, so he has sacrificed the same as you. And since he didn't know about the wishes, his sacrifice is even greater. So whatever you will ask for, he will get 10 times more than you. If you agree, then let's get down to business.

Girl: (After a moment of silence): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend will be 100 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Girl: That's okay, as we will be the two richest people on earth, and I will be the only one in the same league as him.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend will become 10 times more handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: That's okay, as I will be the only match for him.

Angel: Be as you wish. Now for the last wish.

Girl: O Angel, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Angel: Be as you wish.

Think friends,

Girls are so smart! The boy-friend suffered a severe heart-attack and died, while the girl lived on to be the richest and most beautiful person on the planet.

Moral of the story: Girls are really intellitent - much more than they are given credit for. So, be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail .....

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Hey boys, actually that's not what happened. Think about the last wish again. The boyfriend got a heart-attack 10 times milder than the girl's. So the boyfriend became the richest and most beautiful person on the planet and lived longer than the girl.

Moral of the story: Boys, the girls are not really as intelligent as they are given credit for. But it is in your interest to let them think that they are.

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