Wednesday, May 14, 2008

AUDIO: Name Prank in Heathrow

Two guys who didn't have much to do one day went all the way to Heathrow to pull this prank:

Disguised as taxi drivers, they went to information desk about 30-45 mts after Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways flights landed, saying that their fares hadn't showed up and asked that their passengers be paged. The seemingly Arabic-looking names were written on pieces of paper and handed to the announcer.

Meanwhile, the second friend stood underneath the speakers and recorded what the information desk attendant "pronounced".

After the fifth message, the airport police caught on to what was going on and chucked them out. The last one was recorded in Gatwick.

First, try to read the names and pronounce them. Then, double-click on the speaker icon, and that's how it sounds!

Looks LikeSounds LikeListen
Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe FayedI hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev RhibodieI‘ve been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa KriestI need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda ZheetOo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahztedMy colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka PizinizteeStill, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

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