Party Q&A

Q - Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
A - So he can get oxygen to his brain.

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Q - What did the tsunami say to the coconut tree?
A - You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is nor ordinary blow job.

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Q - Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day but what day is dedicated to single guys?
A - Palm Sunday.

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Q - What is the difference between a blonde woman and an ironing board?
A - Sometimes the legs of an ironing board are hard to open.

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Q - What do you get when you mix holy water with prune juice?
A - A religious movement.

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Q - How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
A - It isn't hard.
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Q - What is the punishment for bigamy?
A - Two mothers-in-law.

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Q - Why did the hard-of-hearing chief of police order the SWAT team to surround the department store?
A - He heard they had Summer Bed Linen inside.

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Q - What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A - Outlaws are wanted.