Another one for the ladies

1. Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius

2. Why don't women blink during sex?
They don't have enough time

3. Why does it take 1 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop to ask directions

4. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

5. Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you make a final version

6. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Don't know.....it never happened

7. Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn