A Greek, his name Miltiades, moved to the midwest after getting off the boat and bought himself a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, that farmer drove up and said, "I'm Sorry, but I have some bad news...the donkey died just last night."
"Well, then, just give my money back re kefala."
"I can't do that Sir, I spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload that donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey, you crazy Greek!"
"Well that's where you wrong. You watch you and you learn. Greeks are smart."
A month later the farmer met up with the Miltiades, the Greek and asked , "What happened with that dead donkey?"!
"I raffled that donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just that guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back!"
May your Season be Festive
1 year ago
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