A few knock, knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Alaska who?"
"Alaska one more time, then jokes start over."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Orange"
"Orange who?
"Orange you glad you asked?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Howie"
"Howie who?
"Howie going to figure this out?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Champ"
"Champ who?
"Champ poo your hair, it's dirty."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Don't cry about it."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Les"
"Les who?
"Les hear another knock knock joke."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Atch"
"Atch who?"
"That's a bad sneeze you got there."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Shelby"
"Shelby who?
"Shelby commin' round the mountain when she comes.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Vera"
"Vera who?
"Vera few people think these jokes are funny."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Andy"
"Andy who?"
"And he bit me again!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Amos"
"Amos who?"
"A mosquito bit me."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Radio"
"Radio who?
"Radio not, here I come!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Llama"
"Llama who?
"Llama yankee doodle dandy."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Ammonia"
"Ammonia who?
"Ammonia trying to be funny."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Mary Lee"
"Mary Lee who?
"Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row...."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Statue"
"Statue who?
"Statue that laughed a minute ago?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Anna"
"Anna who?
"Anna body know some more jokes?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Tarzan"
"Tarzan who?
"Tarzan stripes forever."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Albie"
"Albie who?
"Albie darn, a funny joke!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Wendy"
"Wendy who?
"Wendy last time you took a bath?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Canoe"
"Canoe who?
"Canoe tell me some knock knock jokes?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Howard"
"Howard who?
"Howard was the math test today?"
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Sarah"
"Sarah who?
"Sarah reason you're not laughing?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Cargo"
"Cargo who?
"Cargo beep beep, varoom."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Winnie"
"Winnie who?
"Winnie is good, he is very very good."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Althea"
"Althea who?"
"Althea later, Alligator!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Noah"
"Noah who?
"Noah good place to find more jokes?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Frasier"
"Frasier who?
"Frasier joke isn't very funny?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Little old lady"
"Little old lady who?"
"Where did you learn to yodel?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Amanda"
"Amanda who?
"Amanda fix the refrigerator is here."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Waiter"
"Waiter who?"
"Wait, her dress is unbuttoned."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Dismay"
"Dismay who?
"Dismay not be a funny joke."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Sam and Janet"
"Sam and Janet who?
"Sam and Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Mister"
"Mister who?"
"Sorry I mister name, what is it again?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Alison"
"Alison who?
"Alison to you after you listen to me."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Isabel"
"Isabel who?
"Isabel out of order? I had to knock."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Olive"
"Olive who?
"Olive right next door to you."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Wade"
"Wade who?
"Wade down upon the Swanee River."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Dawn"
"Dawn who?
"Dawn by the station, early in the morning."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Luke"
"Luke who?
"Luke out! Here's another knock knock joke."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Owl"
"Owl who?
"Owl tell you another knock knock joke."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Police"
"Police who?
"Police tell me some knock knock jokes."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Heaven"
"Heaven who?
"Heaven you heard enough knock knock jokes?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Ken"
"Ken who?
"Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Fanny"
"Fanny who?"
"These jokes aren't very fanny."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Celeste"
"Celeste who?
"Celeste time I'm telling you, open up."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Will"
"Will who?
"Will you let me in, its cold out here."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Max"
"Max who?
"Max no difference to you, just let me in."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Beef"
"Beef who?"
"Beefor I get mad you better let me in."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Harry"
"Harry who?
"Harry up and answer the door."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Doris"
"Doris who?"
"The Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Lettuce"
"Lettuce who?"
"Let us in, we're freezing!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Freeze!"
"Freeze who?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow, for he's..."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Snow"
"Snow who?"
"Snowbody but me!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Stan"
"Stan who?"
"Stand back, I think I'm going to sneeze!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Olive"
"Olive who?
"Olive you, darling!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Dwayne"
"Dwayne who?
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"
Knock Knock

Who's there?
"Avenue"
"Avenue who?
"Avenue heard this joke before?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Ivan"
"Ivan who?
"Ivan workin on the railroad..."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Italian"
"Italian who?
"Italian you for the last time, open up!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Samoa"
"Samoa who?
"Samoa these bad jokes and I'm gone!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Goliath"
"Goliath who?
"Goliath down, you looketh tired."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Keith"
"Keith who?
"Keith me, thweet heart!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Arthur"
"Arthur who?
"Arthur more jokes here?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Butter"
"Butter who?"
"Butter up, I'm throwing a fast ball."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Candy"
"Candy who?"
"Can Dee come out and play?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Ashley"
"Ashley who?
"Ashley (actually!), I don't know."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Adolph"
"Adolph who?
"Adolph ball hit me in de mowf."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Midas"
"Midas who?
"Midas well let me in."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Butter"
"Butter who?"
"I butter not tell you."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Alltell"
"Alltell who?
"Alltell mom if you don't let me in."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Sadie"
"Sadie who?
"Sadie magic words and I'll tell you."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Canary"
"Canary who?"
"Can Ari come out and play?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Dozen Olgo"
"Dozen Olgo who?"
"yes, an owl goes whoo."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Wayne"
"Wayne who?
"Wayne, Wayne, go away, come again another day"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Atunna"
"Atunna who?"
"A ton a trouble if you don't let me in."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Irish"
"Irish who?
"Irish you would let me in."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Nunya"
"Nunya who?
"Nunya business."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Jamaica"
"Jamaica who?
"Jamaica good grade on the test?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Cowsgo"
"Cowsgo who?"
"No they don't! Cows go moo."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Butcher"
"Butcher who?
"Butcher arms around me."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Panther"
"Panther who?
"Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Ewe"
"Ewe who?"
"Who? Me? What do you want?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Frigate
"Frigate who?"
"awe forget about it you would not understand."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Lucy"
"Lucy who?
"Lucy Lastic lets your pants fall down."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Patty O."
"Patty O. who?"
"Patty O'furniture"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Iam"
"Iam who?"
"Sorry, I don't know who you are."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Yaw"
"Yaw who?"
"Why are you so excited?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Holden who?"
"Hold on, I'll go see."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Justin"
"Justin who?
"Justin time for dinner!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Bugspray"
"Bugspray who?"
"Bugs pray that snakes won't eat them!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Oliver"
"Oliver who?
"Oliver you there are bugs!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Disease"
"Disease who?"
"Disease pants fit you?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Pikachu"
"Pikachu who?"
"Peek at you, why would I do that?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Peek Ash"
"Peek Ash who?"
"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Thumping"
"Thumping who?
"Thumping slimy is on your leg."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Jess"
"Jess who?
"Jess me, open the door."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Steel"
"Steel who?"
"I'm steel waiting for you to open the door."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Juana"
"Juana who?
"Juana come out and play?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Ima"
"Ima who?
"Ima commin in, so open up."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Anita"
"Anita who?
"Anita ride to school."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"I.D. Man"
"I.D. Man who?"
"I demand you let me in!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Offer"
"Offer who?
"Offer got my key, let me in!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Tank"
"Tank who?"
"You're welcome!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Spell"
"Spell who?"
"W...H...O!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Toby"
"Toby who?"
"To be, or not to be. That is the question!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Kip"
"Kip who?"
"Keep your hands off of me!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Your mom"
"Your mom who?"
"You don't know who your mom is?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Cantalope"
"Cantalope who?"
"Can't elope tonight, I forgot the ladder."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Oswald"
"Oswald who?
"Oswald my gum!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Water"
"Water who?"
"What are you doing?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Justin"
"Justin who?
"Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd say hello!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Dewey"
"Dewey who?
"Dewey have to listen to all this knocking!"