Friday, April 01, 2005

Wisdom of the ages: 7 more lessons from life

1. Having one child makes you a parent; have two and you are a referee.

2. Regular naps prevent ageing... especially if you take them while driving.

3. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

4. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

5. Don't marry the person you can live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

6. You can't buy love...but you pay heavily for it.

7. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

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