Friday, October 12, 2007

Would You Like a Sandwich?

















































Thursday, October 11, 2007

Europa vs Italia

Think Italy is the same as the rest of Europe? Think again!

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

VIDEO: Dangerous Office Objects / European Clerks

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VIDEO: Japanese Clerks

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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Are You Getting Old?

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health : If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Rich and poor

One day the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?", the father asked.

"Oh yeah", said the son.

"So, tell me, what you learned from the trip?", asked the father.

The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four."

"We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end…"

"…We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we really are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have!

US Policy Mysteries

Monday, October 08, 2007

AUDIO: Adam Sandler on the uses of the word "fuck"

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Quite clearly a rip-off of the the Osho speech.

Friday, October 05, 2007

DOX: Ireland's Rugby Magic

Click here to download and view a presentation on Ireland in the Rugby World Cup 2007

VIDEO: Offensive Drawings

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Thursday, October 04, 2007

A Family with 17 Children























































Tuesday, October 02, 2007

VIDEO: How Men Screw Up Romance

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VIDEO: Office Ronaldinho

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Monday, October 01, 2007

VIDEO: You Don't Know Dick - Council for National Policy (Dicktoid)

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