Ads I Love: TAG Heuer - Tiger Woods

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TAG Heuer - What are you made of? Tiger's golf ball races an F1. This ad, you have to see to understand!

VIDEO: Waterboy - We Will Rock You

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Rightsizing

Dear Colleagues,

Due to current financial position, economic recession and probable future mergers, the management has decided to implement a scheme to put all employees over 35 years of age on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged Personnel Early). Personnel selected for RAPE can apply to the management for the SHAFT (Special Help After Forced Termination) scheme. The situation of the employees who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW (Scheme for Retired Early Workers) scheme. An employee may be RAPED only once, SHAFTED twice but may be SCREWED as many times as the management deems appropriate.

Employees who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants and Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earning for Retiring Personnel Early Severance). Obviously employees who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED by the Management. Any other Employee on SHAFT or SCREW will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.

The management has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives to its employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring it to the notice of your Manager. We have been trained to give you all the SHIT that you can handle.

Thanks & Regards



HR Team

VIDEO: When Boss is Not in Office

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Techiewood Movie Titles

There has been some talk of some IT companies getting into film production. Some titles they may use:
a.. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
b.. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
c.. Aao Chat Kare
d.. Programmer No.1
e.. Mera Naam Developer
f.. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
g.. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
h.. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
i.. Tera Code Chal Gaya
j.. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
k.. Network Ke Us Paar
l.. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
m.. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
n.. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
o.. Client Ek Numbari, Programmer Dus Numbari
p.. Login Karo Sajana
q.. Naukar PC Ka
r.. 1942 -- A Bug Story
s.. Kaho Na Virus Hai
t.. Crash Se Crash Tak
u.. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
v.. Shaheed Hacker Singh
w.. Password De Ke Dekho
x.. Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
y.. Mr. Network Lal
z.. Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
aa.. Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
ab.. Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
ac.. Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi