Santa Banta Strike Back

Banta’s son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.

Banta: give him a glass of water.

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Santa singh got his first job, came home and told his parents the good nows. He told them, "but I will not get any vacation until I get married."

His father asked him, “how is that?”

Santa singh explained that the benefit manual says, “vacation time may not be taken until you have had your first anniversary.”

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Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Santa: What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

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Banta: When did George Washington die ?
Santa: Two days before his FUNERAL

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Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

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Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say. "They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta singh. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.

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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have.
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.