Friday, August 31, 2007

VIDEO: Funny Weddings

2 mts 28 secs

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

AUDIO: Welcome to the Hotel Kerala Fonia

5 mts 02 secs

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On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia

Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia

Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here

His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar,I sending you
Meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia

Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia

It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!

I don't really believe that there's anyone unfamiliar with Eagles' timeless classic Hotel California. But here's the original, just in case:
6 mts 31 secs

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The parable of the cracked pot

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of it's own imperfection. And miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.

The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw. So I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house?

Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life.

Faces of bookworms and fruities















Saturday, August 25, 2007

Yoga and Beer



Friday, August 24, 2007

VIDEO: Andalusia, Espana

2 mts 11 secs

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

VIDEO: Barak Obama Interview

6 mts 16 secs


4 mts 34 secs

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The Ant & the Grasshopper Revisited

In Olden times

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well-fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Modern Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions to vote in favor of the Grasshopper's cause.

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath' .

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley . 100's of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...

As a result of losing a lot of hard-working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, India is still a developing Country !!!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

DOC: BW's The Last Raja, driving the $2000 car

India's Ratan Tata aims to transform his once-stodgy conglomerate into a global powerhouse. But can it thrive after he steps down?

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VIDEO: Even Dick Don't Know Dick

2 mts 49 secs

Thursday, August 09, 2007

How much do they spend on food?

Weekly amounts spent on food by families


Japan, Ukita: 37 ,699 Yen = $317.25 a week


Italy: 214 ( $260 )


Breidjing Camp. $1.23


Kuwait $221.45


North Carolina (US): $341.98


Mexico: $189.09


China, Beijing : $155.06


Poland: $151


Egypt: $68.53


Ecuador: $31.55


California (US): $160


Mongolia, Ulan Bator: $40


Great Britain: $253


Bhutan: $5


Germany: $500 (!!!)

Friday, August 03, 2007

Eight Words with Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......
Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female....
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....
Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...
Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female....
A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male......
Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female....
A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......
Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female....
An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male......
A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......
The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..
Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female....
A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...
A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .. .. . A widow.

He said . ... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

VIDEO: You Don't Know Dick - Secret Silver Death Box (Dicklet)

2 mts 49 ses

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

VIDEO: Presidential Anagrams

1 mt 12 secs

VIDEO: Taking United States Pass-Fail

5 mts 19 secs