tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-257259782012-01-26T11:42:57.005ZWe all receive tons of email forwards. I've been receiving them since 1997. So much so, that I have received some of them several scores of times, although I do not have hard data to back up that claim. Hence this blog. <br><br>Well, alright...not everything here was received as a forward. Some are gems that I have painstakingly collected over timethe maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.comBlogger9191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-20117609606856428642009-12-31T12:40:00.005Z2009-12-31T21:13:44.986Z<b>Happy New Year 2010</b><br /><br />2 mt 16 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="394" width="480" align="middle" data="http://www.any-flv-player.com/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.any-flv-player.com/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/2009_Year_in_Review.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br /><br />Please click the Play button above.<br /><br />Want to see <a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2008/12/2008-year-in-review.html">what happend in 2008? Click here!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-2011760960685642864?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-87683305257866027902009-10-14T20:23:00.002+01:002009-10-14T22:20:12.626+01:00<a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/10/14/colombia.hitmen/index.html#cnnSTCText" target="_blank">http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/10/14/colombia.hitmen/index.html#cnnSTCText</a><br /><br /> MEDELLIN, Colombia (CNN) -- This city's drug underworld is littered with "poseurs" -- lowlife triggermen pretending they're the real hard cases.<br /><br />But a longstanding and trusted source, with intimate knowledge of Medellin's violent subculture, assured me the two men I was about to meet were the real deal.<br /><br />My destination: a single-story home in the city's notorious "Commune 13" district where I had set up a meeting with two hit men, who have for years hired their lethal services out to the cocaine cartels.<br /><br />Inside the house, a man called "Red" sat on a couch toying a fully loaded 9mm Ruger pistol. "This will stop somebody nicely," he said, as I glanced at it.<br /><br />His face and arms were covered in burn marks. He said it was a testament of the day a barrel of acid spilled onto him as he was working in a clandestine cocaine processing lab in northern Colombia.<br /><br />Red explained that after the accident, the lab foreman tossed him out, half-dead, into a jungle clearing. What little strength he had left, he said he used to bat away vultures. And, against the odds, he made his way to safety and slowly recovered.<br /><br />When Red left the clinic months later, he said he went straight back to the drug lab and gunned down the foreman and three of his henchmen.<br /><br />That wasn't his first killing though, he told me. When he was just 11 years old, Red recounted, he took a razor to the throat of a neighborhood drug pusher who had been molesting his little sister.<br /><br />The other man, "C", sat quietly as I listened to Red. Like Red, my source told me, "C" was also the so-called "chief" of a number of neighborhoods -- running local drug-peddling operations, extortion rackets and organizing hits for a big cartel boss he simply referred to as "El Cucho," or "The Old Man."<br /><br /> It was a hot morning and he was shirtless. His chest was branded with a tattoo of the Virgin Maria Auxilatrix, known in Colombia as the "Virgin of the Assassins."<br /><br />Hitmen, or "sicarios" as they call them here, revere her and pray to her for protection against arrest or death and for help to carry out their killings. <br /><br /> During our time with the hit men they offered a fascinating insight into their violent world -- from how much they get paid to what their mothers think of their lifestyle:<br /><br />Penhaul: Why are Medellin's drug bosses and the street gangs in a war right now?<br /><br />"RED": "These problems come about because they're looking for a good man to run things. We have to find him and, in order to find him, what's happening right now has to run its course."<br /><br />"C": "Medellin has exploded right now because different groups want to control it and earn money and gain territory. The authorities locked up, extradited, or cut cooperation deals with the big guys, the ones who controlled all this. Those were the ones people respected. Now there's no respect and anybody who has a bunch of money is grabbing a few kids from a poor neighborhood and putting them to work."<br /><br />Penhaul: What are the cartel bosses paying for a contract killing now?<br /><br />"C": "If you're talking about a contract hit then right now you can get four or five million pesos (between US$2,000 and $2,500) to kill some idiot slimeball. Then of course there are bigger hits where you can earn 15 (million) or 20 million (between $7,500 and $10,000). Some of those hits pay pretty well. There's a lot of people around here with a lot of money and they're using it for bad things. Sometimes even the politicians will pay for a hit to get somebody out of their way."<br /><br />Penhaul: Why did you get into this lifestyle?<br /><br />"Red": "People need to eat and there's a lot of hunger. We don't just want the crumbs. That's the big problem. There's a lot of idle hands around here and many people think they have a chance if they have a gun in their hand."<br /><br />"C": "I grew up in a slum and every time I stepped outside the door there were guys from the local gang smoking (marijuana) joints. They had guns, the best motorbikes and money so I started running errands for them."<br /><br />Penhaul: Didn't you have any big dreams when you were kids?<br /><br />"Red": "I always said when I grow up I would build a house for my old lady with a cement roof and plaster and paint on the walls. I dreamed I'd be able to give her money to go to the supermarket every week."<br /><br />"C": "I dreamed of being a professional soccer player. I was pretty good. But I never got the chance."<br /><br />Penhaul: Do you think you've made your mothers proud by killing people?<br /><br />"Red": "I once gave my mum a wad of cash after I did a job. She took the wad and slapped me in the face and told me not to bring that cursed money into the house. She begged me to get out of that life. She was afraid they would kill me."<br /><br />"C": "My mum knows nothing about this. I guess she imagines because she tells me to take care otherwise I'll wind up dead. But she doesn't know for sure."<br /><br />Penhaul: What did your first contract hit feel like?<br /><br />"Red": "You kill the first one and you panic for a few days. You're nervous. But then you kill the second one and that's a kind of a medicine. It takes the pain away that you were feeling after the first killing."<br /><br />"C": "The first time is really f***ed up. I nearly went mad. You see a cop and think he's going to arrest you. I was 16 or 17. That was my first time. I hardly even wanted to eat. But then you carry on and kill this one and that one. You earn money. After I killed somebody the first time I bought my first decent pair of sneakers.<br /><br />"It's not so tough now. Sometimes you kill somebody and you know they were going to kill you. It's not a question of conscience. It's a question of kill or be killed."<br /><br />Penhaul: Don't you feel any remorse?<br /><br />"C": You know you messed up when you go to the wake and see people crying and you know it's your fault. But I don't back down from a killing because I know if somebody comes after me they won't back down."<br /><br />"Red": "I've got feelings and sometimes you sit down and think what a shame. But the person who's trying to shoot you isn't going to think the same. You're not killing somebody for the fun of it. If you don't mark your territory then you're a nobody."<br /><br />Penhaul: So, apart from the money, why do you do it?<br /><br />"C": "To gain respect round here you have to be a mother f***er. You've got to be a bastard so people respect you. If you're quiet and respectful everybody takes advantage. But if they know you're a mother f***er who'll bust their ass at the first sign of trouble then they respect you and your family."<br /><br />Penhaul: Are you killing innocent people?<br /><br />"C": "I never kill somebody who doesn't deserve it. Sometimes I'll hunt down a "patient" for a week just so that I don't make any mistakes. You can't go and kill somebody just because you want to. You have to ask for permission from the big guys who control us. You explain to the "old man" and he gives the final word."<br /><br />Penhaul: Are you ever on the receiving end of bullets?<br /><br />"Red": "They once shot me four times at point blank range. I heard them laughing as they walked away and one came back and kicked me in the head for good measure. When I got better he was the first one I killed. I've been shot 17 times. Well let's call it 19 if you count the ones that just graze you. They say some bodies have divine protection. Let's hope mine is one of them."<br /><br />Penhaul: Why don't normal citizens just turn you in? Because they're afraid?<br /><br />"C": "The community collaborates with us. We give them food parcels and we throw parties for them and give toys to the kids. We don't mistreat everybody, just the ones who deserve it. We don't kill innocent people."<br /><br />Penhaul: Do you want to get out of this life?<br /><br />"C": "I know you should pay what you owe. But I don't want to pay for all those deaths. I'll be absolutely f***ed if I have to pay. I want to get out of this but I want a clean slate. If I pay my debt to the law then that means jail and if I pay on the street then that means death. I don't want to go to jail or to die."<br /><br /> Penhaul: Do you see any quick end to the current cartel violence in Medellin?<br /><br />"C": "We've survived one war, then another and now this one. I can't see it all ending. I don't think that will happen. If you kill two or three people there's four or five more behind him who want to kill you."<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-8768330525786602790?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-22982024750964423812009-10-14T20:02:00.004+01:002009-10-14T20:09:48.244+01:00by George Nolst Trenité (1870–1946)<br /><br />Dearest creature in creation<br />Studying English pronunciation,<br />I will teach you in my verse<br />Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.<br /><br />I will keep you, Susy, busy,<br />Make your head with heat grow dizzy;<br />Tear in eye, your dress you'll tear;<br />Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.<br /><br />Pray, console your loving poet,<br />Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!<br />Just compare heart, hear and heard,<br />Dies and diet, lord and word.<br /><br />Sword and sward, retain and Britain<br />(Mind the latter how it's written).<br />Made has not the sound of bade,<br />Say—said, pay—paid, laid but plaid.<br /><br />Now I surely will not plague you<br />With such words as vague and ague,<br />But be careful how you speak,<br />Say: gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak,<br /><br />Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,<br />Recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir;<br />Woven, oven, how and low,<br />Script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.<br /><br />Say, expecting fraud and trickery:<br />Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,<br />Branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles,<br />Missiles, similes, reviles.<br /><br />Wholly, holly, signal, signing,<br />Same, examining, but mining,<br />Scholar, vicar, and cigar,<br />Solar, mica, war and far.<br /><br />From ‘desire’: desirable—admirable from ‘admire’,<br />Lumber, plumber, bier, but brier,<br />Topsham, brougham, renown, but known,<br />Knowledge, done, lone, gone, none, tone,<br /><br />One, anemone, Balmoral,<br />Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel.<br />Gertrude, German, wind and wind,<br />Beau, kind, kindred, queue, mankind,<br /><br />Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,<br />Reading, Reading, heathen, heather.<br />This phonetic labyrinth<br />Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.<br /><br />Have you ever yet endeavoured<br />To pronounce revered and severed,<br />Demon, lemon, ghoul, foul, soul,<br />Peter, petrol and patrol?<br /><br />Billet does not end like ballet;<br />Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.<br />Blood and flood are not like food,<br />Nor is mould like should and would.<br /><br />Banquet is not nearly parquet,<br />Which exactly rhymes with khaki.<br />Discount, viscount, load and broad,<br />Toward, to forward, to reward,<br /><br />Ricocheted and crocheting, croquet?<br />Right! Your pronunciation's OK.<br />Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,<br />Friend and fiend, alive and live.<br /><br />Is your R correct in higher?<br />Keats asserts it rhymes Thalia.<br />Hugh, but hug, and hood, but hoot,<br />Buoyant, minute, but minute.<br /><br />Say abscission with precision,<br />Now: position and transition;<br />Would it tally with my rhyme<br />If I mentioned paradigm?<br /><br />Twopence, threepence, tease are easy,<br />But cease, crease, grease and greasy?<br />Cornice, nice, valise, revise,<br />Rabies, but lullabies.<br /><br />Of such puzzling words as nauseous,<br />Rhyming well with cautious, tortious,<br />You'll envelop lists, I hope,<br />In a linen envelope.<br /><br />Would you like some more? You'll have it!<br />Affidavit, David, davit.<br />To abjure, to perjure. Sheik<br />Does not sound like Czech but ache.<br /><br />Liberty, library, heave and heaven,<br />Rachel, loch, moustache, eleven.<br />We say hallowed, but allowed,<br />People, leopard, towed but vowed.<br /><br />Mark the difference, moreover,<br />Between mover, plover, Dover.<br />Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,<br />Chalice, but police and lice,<br /><br />Camel, constable, unstable,<br />Principle, disciple, label.<br />Petal, penal, and canal,<br />Wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal,<br /><br />Suit, suite, ruin. Circuit, conduit<br />Rhyme with ‘shirk it’ and ‘beyond it’,<br />But it is not hard to tell<br />Why it's pall, mall, but Pall Mall.<br /><br />Muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,<br />Timber, climber, bullion, lion,<br />Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,<br />Senator, spectator, mayor,<br /><br />Ivy, privy, famous; clamour<br />Has the A of drachm and hammer.<br />Pussy, hussy and possess,<br />Desert, but desert, address.<br /><br />Golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants<br />Hoist in lieu of flags left pennants.<br />Courier, courtier, tomb, bomb, comb,<br />Cow, but Cowper, some and home.<br /><br />‘Solder, soldier! Blood is thicker’,<br />Quoth he, ‘than liqueur or liquor’,<br />Making, it is sad but true,<br />In bravado, much ado.<br /><br />Stranger does not rhyme with anger,<br />Neither does devour with clangour.<br />Pilot, pivot, gaunt, but aunt,<br />Font, front, wont, want, grand and grant.<br /><br />Arsenic, specific, scenic,<br />Relic, rhetoric, hygienic.<br />Gooseberry, goose, and close, but close,<br />Paradise, rise, rose, and dose.<br /><br />Say inveigh, neigh, but inveigle,<br />Make the latter rhyme with eagle.<br />Mind! Meandering but mean,<br />Valentine and magazine.<br /><br />And I bet you, dear, a penny,<br />You say mani-(fold) like many,<br />Which is wrong. Say rapier, pier,<br />Tier (one who ties), but tier.<br /><br />Arch, archangel; pray, does erring<br />Rhyme with herring or with stirring?<br />Prison, bison, treasure trove,<br />Treason, hover, cover, cove,<br /><br />Perseverance, severance. Ribald<br />Rhymes (but piebald doesn't) with nibbled.<br />Phaeton, paean, gnat, ghat, gnaw,<br />Lien, psychic, shone, bone, pshaw.<br /><br />Don't be down, my own, but rough it,<br />And distinguish buffet, buffet;<br />Brood, stood, roof, rook, school, wool, boon,<br />Worcester, Boleyn, to impugn.<br /><br />Say in sounds correct and sterling<br />Hearse, hear, hearken, year and yearling.<br />Evil, devil, mezzotint,<br />Mind the Z! (A gentle hint.)<br /><br />Now you need not pay attention<br />To such sounds as I don't mention,<br />Sounds like pores, pause, pours and paws,<br />Rhyming with the pronoun yours;<br /><br />Nor are proper names included,<br />Though I often heard, as you did,<br />Funny rhymes to unicorn,<br />Yes, you know them, Vaughan and Strachan.<br /><br />No, my maiden, coy and comely,<br />I don't want to speak of Cholmondeley.<br />No. Yet Froude compared with proud<br />Is no better than McLeod.<br /><br />But mind trivial and vial,<br />Tripod, menial, denial,<br />Troll and trolley, realm and ream,<br />Schedule, mischief, schism, and scheme.<br /><br />Argil, gill, Argyll, gill. Surely<br />May be made to rhyme with Raleigh,<br />But you're not supposed to say<br />Piquet rhymes with sobriquet.<br /><br />Had this invalid invalid<br />Worthless documents? How pallid,<br />How uncouth he, couchant, looked,<br />When for Portsmouth I had booked!<br /><br />Zeus, Thebes, Thales, Aphrodite,<br />Paramour, enamoured, flighty,<br />Episodes, antipodes,<br />Acquiesce, and obsequies.<br /><br />Please don't monkey with the geyser,<br />Don't peel 'taters with my razor,<br />Rather say in accents pure:<br />Nature, stature and mature.<br /><br />Pious, impious, limb, climb, glumly,<br />Worsted, worsted, crumbly, dumbly,<br />Conquer, conquest, vase, phase, fan,<br />Wan, sedan and artisan.<br /><br />The TH will surely trouble you<br />More than R, CH or W.<br />Say then these phonetic gems:<br />Thomas, thyme, Theresa, Thames.<br /><br />Thompson, Chatham, Waltham, Streatham,<br />There are more but I forget 'em—<br />Wait! I've got it: Anthony,<br />Lighten your anxiety.<br /><br />The archaic word albeit<br />Does not rhyme with eight—you see it;<br />With and forthwith, one has voice,<br />One has not, you make your choice.<br /><br />Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger;<br />Then say: singer, ginger, linger.<br />Real, zeal, mauve, gauze and gauge,<br />Marriage, foliage, mirage, age,<br /><br />Hero, heron, query, very,<br />Parry, tarry, fury, bury,<br />Dost, lost, post, and doth, cloth, loth,<br />Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath.<br /><br />Faugh, oppugnant, keen oppugners,<br />Bowing, bowing, banjo-tuners<br />Holm you know, but noes, canoes,<br />Puisne, truism, use, to use?<br /><br />Though the difference seems little,<br />We say actual, but victual,<br />Seat, sweat, chaste, caste, Leigh, eight, height,<br />Put, nut, granite, and unite.<br /><br />Reefer does not rhyme with deafer,<br />Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.<br />Dull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,<br />Hint, pint, senate, but sedate.<br /><br />Gaelic, Arabic, pacific,<br />Science, conscience, scientific;<br />Tour, but our, dour, succour, four,<br />Gas, alas, and Arkansas.<br /><br />Say manoeuvre, yacht and vomit,<br />Next omit, which differs from it<br />Bona fide, alibi<br />Gyrate, dowry and awry.<br /><br />Sea, idea, guinea, area,<br />Psalm, Maria, but malaria.<br />Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,<br />Doctrine, turpentine, marine.<br /><br />Compare alien with Italian,<br />Dandelion with battalion,<br />Rally with ally; yea, ye,<br />Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay!<br /><br />Say aver, but ever, fever,<br />Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.<br />Never guess—it is not safe,<br />We say calves, valves, half, but Ralf.<br /><br />Starry, granary, canary,<br />Crevice, but device, and eyrie,<br />Face, but preface, then grimace,<br />Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.<br /><br />Bass, large, target, gin, give, verging,<br />Ought, oust, joust, and scour, but scourging;<br />Ear, but earn; and ere and tear<br />Do not rhyme with here but heir.<br /><br />Mind the O of off and often<br />Which may be pronounced as orphan,<br />With the sound of saw and sauce;<br />Also soft, lost, cloth and cross.<br /><br />Pudding, puddle, putting. Putting?<br />Yes: at golf it rhymes with shutting.<br />Respite, spite, consent, resent.<br />Liable, but Parliament.<br /><br />Seven is right, but so is even,<br />Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,<br />Monkey, donkey, clerk and jerk,<br />Asp, grasp, wasp, demesne, cork, work.<br /><br />A of valour, vapid vapour,<br />S of news (compare newspaper),<br />G of gibbet, gibbon, gist,<br />I of antichrist and grist,<br /><br />Differ like diverse and divers,<br />Rivers, strivers, shivers, fivers.<br />Once, but nonce, toll, doll, but roll,<br />Polish, Polish, poll and poll.<br /><br />Pronunciation—think of Psyche!—<br />Is a paling, stout and spiky.<br />Won't it make you lose your wits<br />Writing groats and saying ‘grits’?<br /><br />It's a dark abyss or tunnel<br />Strewn with stones like rowlock, gunwale,<br />Islington, and Isle of Wight,<br />Housewife, verdict and indict.<br /><br />Don't you think so, reader, rather,<br />Saying lather, bather, father?<br />Finally, which rhymes with enough,<br />Though, through, bough, cough, hough, sough, tough?<br /><br />Hiccough has the sound of sup.<br />My advice is: GIVE IT UP!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-2298202475096442381?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-60306107988345110872009-07-14T20:16:00.000+01:002009-10-14T20:21:09.492+01:00<script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=int&vid=/video/offbeat/2009/07/20/moos.bono.snubs.bush.cnn" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript><br /><br />As you will see in the video, Bono snubs Bush. More interestingly though, Obama catches him at it and congratulates him!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-6030610798834511087?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-42491154752752196582009-06-30T08:27:00.001+01:002009-10-16T08:33:09.555+01:00<a href="http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/magazine/17-07/lbnp_nike?currentPage=1" target="_blank">http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/magazine/17-07/lbnp_nike?currentPage=1</a><br /><br />On June 6, 2008, Veronica Noone attached a small sensor to her running shoes and headed out the door. She pressed start on her iPod and began keeping track of every step she took. It wasn't a long run—just 1.67 miles in 18 minutes and 36 seconds, but it was the start of something very big for her.<br /><br />Since that day, she's run 95 more times, logging 283.8 miles in about 48 hours on the road. She's burned 28,672 calories. And her weight, which topped 225 pounds when she was pregnant, has settled in at about 145.<br /><br />Noone knows all of that thanks to the sensor system, called Nike+. After each run, she can sync her iPod to the Nike+ Web site and get a visual representation of the workout—a single green line. Its length shows how far she's gone, and the peaks and valleys reflect her speed.<br /><br />For a self-described "stat whore," there's something powerfully motivating about all the data that Nike+ collects. "It just made running so much more entertaining for me," says Noone, who blogs at ronisweigh.com. "There's something about seeing what you've done, how your pace changes as you go up and down hills, that made me more motivated."<br /><br />Noone is now running four times a week and just did her first 10-mile race. She's training for a half marathon and hoping to do a full marathon by the end of the year. And she attributes much of her newfound fitness to the power of data. "I can log in to Nike+ and see what I've done over the past year," she says. "That's really powerful for me. When I started, I was running shorter and slower. But I can see that progression. I don't have to question what I've done. The data is right there in white and green."<br /><br />Noone has joined the legion of people, from Olympic-level athletes to ordinary folks just hoping to lower their blood pressure, who are plugging into a data-driven revolution. And it goes way beyond Nike+. Using a flood of new tools and technologies, each of us now has the ability to easily collect granular information about our lives—what we eat, how much we sleep, when our mood changes.<br /><br />And not only can we collect that data, we can analyze it as well, looking for patterns, information that might help us change both the quality and the length of our lives. We can live longer and better by applying, on a personal scale, the same quantitative mindset that powers Google and medical research. Call it Living by Numbers—the ability to gather and analyze data about yourself, setting up a feedback loop that we can use to upgrade our lives, from better health to better habits to better performance.<br /><br />Few things illustrate the power and promise of Living by Numbers quite as clearly as the Nike+ system. By combining a dead-simple way to amass data with tools to use and share it, Nike has attracted the largest community of runners ever assembled—more than 1.2 million runners who have collectively tracked more than 130 million miles and burned more than 13 billion calories.<br /><br />With such a huge group, Nike is learning things we've never known before. In the winter, people in the US run more often than those in Europe and Africa, but for shorter distances. The average duration of a run worldwide is 35 minutes, and the most popular Nike+ Powersong, which runners can set to give them extra motivation, is "Pump It" by the Black Eyed Peas.<br /><br />The company couldn't have gathered all that information, and gained all those insights, if it hadn't reconfigured how runners approach their sport. Nike has done more than create a successful product; it has fundamentally changed the way more than a million people think about exercise.<br /><br />A brown plastic box, emblazoned with Nike's iconic Swoosh logo, sits on the conference room table at the company's headquarters in Beaverton, Oregon. It's a clunky thing, the size of a thick paperback book, with a waist strap and two ports on the front that look like miniature speakers, lending it the air of a shrunken mid-'80s boom box.<br /><br />It was called the Nike Monitor, and it was the company's first attempt to sell runners a product that would tell them how far and fast they had run. The ports on the front weren't speakers—they were sonar detectors that would calculate a runner's speed, which would then be announced over a pair of headphones. The Monitor had to be strapped to the runner's waist facing forward. It may have been a good idea, but it was utterly impractical. Less than two years after its 1987 launch, the Monitor was dropped from Nike's product lineup.<br /><br />How Nike+ Works<br /><br />Capture<br />The shoe sensor's accelerometer measures the amount of time a runner's foot is on the ground, which is inversely proportional to speed. Transmitting at 2.4 GHz, the sensor sends data to a receiver that's either attached to an iPod nano or built into the second-gen iPod touch.<br /><br />Sync<br />After the workout, the iPod is synced to a computer running iTunes, which automatically sends the data, including start time, duration, and distance, to the Nike+ servers, formatted in a specially structured XML file that can also be read by third-party and open source apps.<br /><br />Share<br />Users can access their run history at NikePlus.com, browse through a graph that shows all their activity, and then drill down to details about each workout. If they need more motivation, they can enter challenges or set individualized goals, like running 100 miles in a month.<br /><br />Michael Tchao, head of Nike's Techlab, laughs. "You can imagine that this device, a little big, maybe not the most fashionable, wasn't the huge runaway success we had hoped. But even 20 years ago, we were experimenting in this space."<br /><br />Despite Nike's shoe-centric business, its experiments in electronics continued. It launched a line of sports watches, made heart rate monitors, and even entered into an agreement with Philips to market an MP3 player. And Nike engineers constantly tinkered with what they referred to as a "smart shoe," a sneaker with built-in sensors that would automatically record the length and speed of your runs.<br /><br />But a smart shoe, they realized, wasn't enough—you needed a device to save the data. By late 2004 the engineers started to notice that most of the runners they saw on Nike's campus were sporting white earbuds. The Apple iPod, which debuted in 2001, had mushroomed in popularity, with sales doubling every quarter. "Most runners were running with music already," says Nike president and CEO Mark Parker. "We thought the real opportunity would come if we could combine music and data."<br /><br />Nike engineers started to brainstorm. They cooked up various demos, even sketching a shoe with an embedded iPod. Finally, Parker picked up the phone and called a friend who worked at Apple—CEO Steve Jobs. After that call, teams from both companies got together at Nike headquarters. "We talked about the idea of Nike+ and actually had a little storyboard that showed it," says Tchao, who worked at Apple for 10 years before joining Nike. "Steve called it 'the speedometer for sports,' and we thought that was an interesting way to describe it. People drove around in cars before speedometers, and today you can't imagine driving without one."<br /><br />Both companies saw profit potential if they could develop the system together, so the Nike and Apple teams each took on different parts of the project. Apple refined the sensor that Nike had prototyped, making it smaller and more durable. Nike focused on the shoes and the interface for the Web and the iPod. It created a simple system based around the idea of setting goals.<br /><br />If a runner wants to run 5 miles, they enter that distance and press start. During the run, voice prompts let the runner know how fast they're moving, how far they've gone, and how much farther they need to go. At the end of the run, the user presses stop and the data is saved on the iPod. The next time they sync their iPod, the workout data is automatically uploaded to NikePlus.com, which adds the current information to the history of all their runs.<br /><br />The basic science that allowed Nike and Apple to capture this information is low tech, introduced in a 40-year-old study published by biomechanical researcher Richard Nelson at Penn State. Nelson filmed a mix of 16 freshman and varsity athletes at the university running at various speeds, on smooth and sloped surfaces. What he found was both simple and powerful—the amount of time a runner's foot is in contact with the ground is inversely proportional to how fast he's running and unaffected by slope or stride length. That means if you know how long that contact lasts, you can make a pretty good guess as to how fast the runner is going.<br /><br />"People in biomechanics knew about this, but they felt it wasn't good enough for the lab, because it's accurate to plus or minus 5 percent," says Mario Lafortune, director of Nike's Sport Research Lab. "But for an application like Nike+ it's tremendously accurate."<br /><br />The Nike+ sensor consists of just three parts. There's an accelerometer that detects when your foot hits and leaves the ground, calculating that all-important contact time. There's a transmitter that sends the information to a receiver, one that's either clipped onto an iPod nano or built into the second-generation iPod touch. And there's the battery. That's what Nike+ is.<br /><br />What's more interesting is what Nike+ isn't. There's no GPS that automatically tracks your routes—if you want to map your run, you have to do it manually on the Nike site. There's no heart rate monitor, so even though you know how far and how fast you've traveled, you don't know what level of cardiovascular exertion it required. "We really wanted to separate ourselves from that sort of very technical, geeky side of things," Tchao says. "Everyone understands speed and distance."<br /><br />In other words, Nike+ isn't a perfect tool; it wasn't designed to be. But it's good enough, and more crucially, it's simple. Nike learned a huge lesson from Apple: The iPod wasn't a massive hit because it was the most powerful music player on the market but because it offered the easiest, most streamlined user experience.<br /><br />But that simple, dual-variable tracking can lead to novel insights, especially once you have so many people feeding in data: The most popular day for running is Sunday, and most Nike+ users tend to work out in the evening. After the holidays, there's a huge increase in the number of goals that runners set; this past January, they set 312 percent more goals than the month before.<br /><br />There's something even deeper. Nike has discovered that there's a magic number for a Nike+ user: five. If someone uploads only a couple of runs to the site, they might just be trying it out. But once they hit five runs, they're massively more likely to keep running and uploading data. At five runs, they've gotten hooked on what their data tells them about themselves.<br /><br />In the mid-1920s at Western Electric's manufacturing plant in Cicero, Illinois, the management began an experiment. The lighting in an area occupied by one set of workers was increased so there was better illumination to help them see the telephone relays they were building. Perhaps not surprisingly, workers who had more light were able to assemble relays faster.<br /><br />Other changes were then made: Employees were given rest breaks. Their productivity increased. They were allowed to work shorter hours. Again, they were more efficient during those hours.<br /><br />But then something weird happened. The lighting was cut back to normal ... and productivity still went up. In fact, just about every change the company made had only one effect: increased worker productivity. After months of tinkering, the work conditions were returned to the original state, and workers built more relays than they did in the exact same circumstances at the start of the experiment.<br /><br />What was happening? Why was it that no matter what the Hawthorne plant managers did, the workers just performed better? Researchers puzzled over the results, and some still doubt the details of the experiment's protocols. But the study gave rise to what's known in sociology as the Hawthorne effect.<br /><br />The gist of the idea is that people change their behavior—often for the better—when they are being observed (which is why it's sometimes called the observer effect). Those workers at Western Electric didn't build more relays because there was more or less light or because they had more or fewer breaks. The Hawthorne effect posits that they built more relays simply because they knew someone was keeping track of how many relays they built.<br /><br />When you lace up your running shoes outfitted with the Nike+ sensor and fire up your iPod, you're both the researcher and the subject—a self-contained experimental system. And what you're likely to find is that the Hawthorne effect kicks in. You're actively observing yourself, and just that fact not only provides information you can act on but also may modify your behavior. That's the power of Living by Numbers.<br /><br />Keeping track of our lives is nothing new. Athletes have kept training logs to quantify and analyze their workouts. Counting calories has long been a popular and effective way to lose weight.<br /><br />In the past, that required two steps. First, there was the recording of the information, then the actual effort to modify behavior. In study after study, this extra work turned out to be a huge burden. Compliance fell, and the outcome suffered: People would stop monitoring their caloric intake, fail to change it, and fail to lose weight. Make the data-gathering easy and you remove one of the barriers to meaningful improvement in our lives.<br /><br />With Nike+ and other tools, that first step has become almost effortless. Dieters don't have to calculate the caloric content of meals manually; they can just log in to FitDay to enter the information in an online food diary. Keeping a training log doesn't mean busting out a pen and paper at the end of a run. It's as simple as listening to music on an iPod while exercising.<br /><br />But the power of self-tracking is even more profound. It's not just that collecting this data can help us change our behavior all on its own. Using the immensely powerful tools now becoming available, we can set up positive feedback loops: We keep track of something, see how the data matches up with what we'd like to have happen, and then use that knowledge to modify our actions.<br /><br />The effect of feedback on attempts to change behavior is well established. A 2001 study in the American Journal of Health Behavior showed that personalized feedback increased the effectiveness of everything from smoking-cessation programs to interventions for problem drinkers to exercise programs. Feedback is important and powerful; it works.<br /><br />That feedback can be internal, too, because when we start to do things to make ourselves more healthy, our bodies react. When obese people lose as little as 7 percent of their body weight, the levels of adiponectin in their blood goes up—reducing their risk of developing type 2 diabetes. Or consider the five-run threshold that Nike has seen in the data. It might be that runners not only like the information they get; they might be getting positive feedback from their body after five runs as well.<br /><br />Think of it this way: It used to be that to lose weight, you'd keep a diary of everything you ate. Stepping on a scale is easy enough and gives one data point—about the system's output, not its inputs. But develop a system that allows you to track not only your weight but also what you eat, how you exercise, even how you're feeling, and suddenly you can start to pull things together. You can see how all those variables interact and then put that information to use.<br /><br />We tend to think of our physical selves as a system that's simply too complex to comprehend. But what we've learned from companies like Google is that if you can collect enough data, there's no need for a grand theory to explain a phenomenon. You can observe it all through the numbers. Everything is data. You are your data, and once you understand that data, you can act on it.<br /><br />On August 31, 2008, thousands of runners lined up for a 10K race in Taipei. And in Melbourne, Australia. In Istanbul and Munich, in Paris and New York, in Austin and at Nike headquarters. In 25 cities, Nike organized what it dubbed the Human Race. But if you weren't in one of these locations, you could still participate—by running 10 kilometers on your own and uploading the data to Nike+. That day, 779,275 people participated both at the race sites and virtually, together running more than 4 million miles.<br /><br />Gathering and connecting such a large community unlocks another powerful effect of Living by Numbers—the feedback loop that comes not from you but from the world around you. Simply put, other people can tell you to go out and run.<br /><br />It's one thing if some company tells me that I'm slacking off, like when Nike+ sends an email reminding me to get out and exercise. It's a whole different thing if people whose opinion I care about get on my case. Nike+ lets a user create a goal—one that other people can see. Let's say I pledge to run 100 miles this month. I can then enter the email addresses of people I'd like to cheer me on—my wife, my mother, my boss. As I sync up after each run, the data is uploaded to the site, and my support group is updated on my progress. The hope is that they'll use whatever techniques they can to try to motivate me. (One imagines praise, guilt, and threats, in that order.)<br /><br />Again, Nike is tapping into well-known science here—the power of communities. Nicholas Christakis, a researcher at Harvard Medical School, has been examining how social networks influence our behavior. For instance, in a network of more than 12,000 people in Framingham, Massachusetts, he found that smoking behavior tends to cluster: People quit smoking in groups, as part of a team effort; as more of them stop, the remaining smokers find themselves moving to the margins of the social network. Those community ties have direct effects on people's behavior.<br /><br />Competition can be another great motivator. Nike+ has a feature that sets up challenges for a group of runners, from just two friends to the entire massive community. Software developer and Nike+ runner Cabel Sasser compares the system to a videogame. "Like any good online game, you can challenge your friends," wrote Sasser on his blog. "First to 100 miles? Fastest 5-mile time? Your call. These challenges wind up being incredibly inspiring ... Logging in after a long run, uploading your data, and seeing where you are in the standings is a pretty awesome way to wrap up your exercise. And more important, sitting around the house, wondering what to do, thinking about jogging, and then realizing that if you don't go jogging tonight you're going to lose points and slip in the standings—now that's true videogame motivation."<br /><br />As Nike has slowly added features to Nike+, a small group of outside software makers have raced forward, showing how the system might grow and morph over time. Open source projects like Neki++ and Running Tracker give you control over your data, allowing you to download and analyze it directly, without going through Nike's site. Since the data is exported from the iPod in a standardized format, it's relatively easy for other services to manipulate. Users have hooked Nike+ into other social networks—Twiike automatically posts your run data to Twitter whenever you sync it.<br /><br />In a stance that's uncommon for a company that has historically relied on patented technology like its Air cushioning system, Nike seems to be genuinely excited to see these tools sprout up. After all, the more apps out there, the more Nike+ gear the company can sell. "The more we can open up Nike+, the better," says Stefan Olander, who oversees digital content for the Nike+ site. "The only reason to close it out is because you actually don't believe that you have a strong enough product for others to want to take it and do good things with it." So far, Nike hasn't officially released a software kit to allow developers to hook directly into Nike+, but that's likely to come.<br /><br />"The open sourcing piece hasn't been developed yet," says Nike CEO Parker, "but that's part of our plan moving forward. The technology here is still in its infancy."<br /><br />The challenge Nike faces is that it's a hardware company, one that owes its success to deep understanding of cushioning foam and biomechanics. The genius of Nike+ isn't the hardware, no matter how clever and easy to use it might be. The genius is the software—the deeper insight it allows and the connections with others it helps make.<br /><br />So while some athletes would like to see more features, like heart rate monitoring (the company says that it is looking into it for a next-generation product), that's almost beside the point. If Nike wants to make Nike+ into the universal platform where athletes track their workout data, it has to find new, unexpected ways to collect and share it effortlessly.<br /><br />Nike has always tried to meet the physical needs of athletes with shoes and equipment, but Nike+ does something very different. Nike+ is about creating, and then meeting, a psychological need. "What Nike+ taught us about was context," says Trevor Edwards, Nike vice president of global brand management. "It lets the product live beyond its physical use."<br /><br />There's a purity about running. All you need are a set of legs and lungs and the effort required to move forward, faster. For most runners, it's an intensely individual experience—you and the road or trail. The world shrinks, and you focus on yourself in isolation.<br /><br />Of course, another word for isolation is boredom. For a lot of people, there's something excruciating about exercise—it's right up there with balancing your checkbook, visiting your in-laws, and flossing your teeth. That was the case with Rick Law. "I used to complain about how inactive I was and wish there was an interesting way to become more physically active," says Law, who works as a technology manager at Thomson Reuters in Fort Worth, Texas. In 2007, Law's wife gave him a Nike+ system for Christmas, hoping it would motivate him.<br /><br />It did. The first run Law did was just over 10 minutes long, not even a mile. But day after day, he'd head out in the morning before going to the office, putting in the work to get stronger and faster. Soon he was up to 3 miles, then 8, then 10.<br /><br />By tracking his effort—enhancing an analog experience with digital technology—Law found that running could be as interesting as his work. When you're Living by Numbers, what happens after the run becomes as important as the run itself. Law got feedback as he ran and enjoyed the sense of accomplishment that came from charting his progress as he got more and more fit.<br /><br />For many Nike+ users, doing their exercise becomes inextricable from measuring it. Again and again, they tell you that without their unit, running is mundane, like listening to a symphony through laptop speakers "Forgetting my Nike+ sensor, or my iPod battery being dead, just takes the life out of my run," Law says.<br /><br />A couple of weeks before Christmas 2008, Law ran the Dallas White Rock Half Marathon. "It was an endurance struggle for me," Law says. "But in a year, I went from the couch to a half marathon." He finished the 13.1 miles in two hours, 26 minutes, 28 seconds. Now, Law is training for the Chicago Marathon in October, tracking a new goal. All told, he's spent 75 hours and 27 minutes on the road, and he's put in 428.8 miles. And counting.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-4249115475275219658?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-5303496409652207222009-05-20T19:17:00.001+01:002009-05-20T19:20:14.644+01:004 mts 49 secs<br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/'>The Colbert Report</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/228188/may-19-2009/the-word---i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i-'>The Word - I Know You Are But What Am I?</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/'>colbertnation.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:228188' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/video/tag/gay~homosexual'>Gay Marriage</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br />Also see <a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2009/05/video-rebranding-republican-party.html" target="_blank">Rebranding the Republican party</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-530349640965220722?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-41463817617362406432009-05-17T19:32:00.003+01:002009-05-20T19:50:25.203+01:00Cardiff At Night <br />by Maciej Dakowicz<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/hungry.jpg" width=550><br />Hungry: Nightclubbers enjoy fast food amid mounds of rubbish after a night on the town<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/benched.jpg" width=550><br />Benched: A woman holds court with four friends<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/resting.jpg" width=550><br />Just resting: One party-goer slumps against the wheel of a police van<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/getaroom.jpg" width=550><br />Get a room: A kilted man and his lover share a kiss among the burger wrappers<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/prettyinpink.jpg" width=550><br />Pretty in pink: A reveller hikes up his skirt and hops over a barrier during a late night out<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/softlanding.jpg" width=550><br />Soft landing: This rugby fan takes a tumble into a pile of discarded take-away cartons<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/snack.jpg" height=500><br />Midnight snack: A punter enjoys some late night food, but his friend seems exhausted by the very thought of it<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/whatanight.jpg" width=550><br />Oh what a night: This dustbin seems the perfect place to catch your breath on a rowdy night out<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/winks.jpg" width=550><br />Forty winks: One man picks a spot for a nap - right next to an overflowing dustbin<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/wakeup.jpg" height=500><br />Wake up! A woman tries to rouse a sleeping man<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/debate.jpg" width=550><br />Late debate: Two young women huddle together in a draughty-looking bus stop<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/rubbishtower.jpg" height=500><br />The leaning tower of rubbish: A man carefully balances a pizza box on top of an overflowing bin<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/goldendays.jpg" width=550><br />Golden days: There's no age limit on a night out<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/bloody.jpg" width=550><br />Bloodied: An injured man staggers across the street<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/dontcry.jpg" width=550><br />Ending in tears: A girl consoles her friend as they perch on a littered pavement<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/cabaret.jpg" width=550><br />How do I look? Two men enjoy a show from a scantily-clad clubber in the early hours<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/innocentnot.jpg" width=550><br />Not so innocent: Two girls dressed in Heidi-style outfits take a breather while the police look on<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/welsh.jpg" width=550><br />She's got some front: A hen party gets saucy for the camera<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/firstaid.jpg" width=550><br />First aid: A bleeding reveller is tended to on the street<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BritishNights/pubcrawl.jpg" width=550><br />Pub crawl: A man makes unsteady progress as he crosses the filthy pavement<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-4146381761736240643?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-30250870472102736492009-05-14T19:36:00.001+01:002009-05-14T21:49:19.028+01:008 mts 47 secs<br /><table style='font:11px arial; 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Tall like Goebbels. Slim like Goering.' - Deutsche Jungenschaft 1.11<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HansSchollSophieSchollChristophProbst.jpg" /><br /><i>Hans Scholl, Sophie Scholl and Christoph Probst of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rose" target="_blank">White Rose Movement</a></i><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-2939161808825804069?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-86562573439281274492009-01-27T23:55:00.000Z2009-02-03T23:57:05.694Z6mts 32secs<br /><style type='text/css'>.cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}</style><div class='cc_box' style='position:relative'><a href='http://www.comedycentral.com' target='_blank' style='display:inline; 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clear:left;' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:216548' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed><div class='cc_links' style='float:left; clear:left; width:358px; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-top:0px; font:10px Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif; color:#b9b9b9; background-color:#f5f5f5;'><div style='width:177px; float:left; padding-left:3px;'><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=166515&title=Barack-Obama-Pt.-1'>Barack Obama Interview</a><br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=167938&title=John-McCain-Pt.-1'>John McCain Interview</a></div><div style='width:177px; float:left;'><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?searchterm=Sarah+Palin&searchtype=site&x=0&y=0'>Sarah Palin Video</a><br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?searchterm=indecision+2008&searchtype=site&x=0&y=0'>Funny Election Video</a></div><div style='clear:both'></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-504426170691814674?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-33215983547620343982009-01-22T02:07:00.003Z2009-01-24T19:15:04.554Z<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/20/us/politics/20text-obama.html" target="_blank">http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/20/us/politics/20text-obama.html</a><br /><br />19 mts 02 secs<br /><script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=int&vid=/video/politics/2009/01/20/obama.inauguration.speech.cnn" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript><br /><br /><blockquote>PRESIDENT BARACK Thank you. Thank you.<br /><br />CROWD: Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama!<br /><br />My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors.<br /><br />I thank President Bush for his service to our nation...<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />... as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.<br /><br />Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath.<br /><br />The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebears, and true to our founding documents.<br /><br />So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.<br /><br />That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age.<br /><br />Homes have been lost, jobs shed, businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly, our schools fail too many, and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.<br /><br />These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable, but no less profound, is a sapping of confidence across our land; a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, that the next generation must lower its sights.<br /><br />Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real, they are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this America: They will be met.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.<br /><br />On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas that for far too long have strangled our politics.<br /><br />We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of shortcuts or settling for less.<br /><br />It has not been the path for the faint-hearted, for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame.<br /><br />Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things -- some celebrated, but more often men and women obscure in their labor -- who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.<br /><br />For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life. For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West, endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.<br /><br />For us, they fought and died in places Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sanh.<br /><br />Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.<br /><br />This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions -- that time has surely passed.<br /><br />Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />For everywhere we look, there is work to be done.<br /><br />The state of our economy calls for action: bold and swift. And we will act not only to create new jobs but to lay a new foundation for growth.<br /><br />We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together.<br /><br />We will restore science to its rightful place and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality...<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />... and lower its costs.<br /><br />We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age.<br /><br />All this we can do. All this we will do.<br /><br />Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what this country has already done, what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose and necessity to courage.<br /><br />What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them, that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long, no longer apply.<br /><br />MR. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works, whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified.<br /><br />Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end.<br /><br />And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account, to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day, because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.<br /><br />Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched.<br /><br />But this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control. The nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous.<br /><br />The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on the ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart -- not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.<br /><br />Our founding fathers faced with perils that we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations.<br /><br />Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake.<br /><br />And so, to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and we are ready to lead once more.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with the sturdy alliances and enduring convictions.<br /><br />They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use. Our security emanates from the justness of our cause; the force of our example; the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.<br /><br />We are the keepers of this legacy, guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort, even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We'll begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people and forge a hard- earned peace in Afghanistan.<br /><br />With old friends and former foes, we'll work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat and roll back the specter of a warming planet.<br /><br />We will not apologize for our way of life nor will we waver in its defense.<br /><br />And for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that, "Our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken. You cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you."<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness.<br /><br />We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and nonbelievers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth.<br /><br />And because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.<br /><br />To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect.<br /><br />To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict or blame their society's ills on the West, know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy.<br /><br />To those...<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history, but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds.<br /><br />And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders, nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.<br /><br />As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages.<br /><br />We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service: a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves.<br /><br />And yet, at this moment, a moment that will define a generation, it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.<br /><br />For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies.<br /><br />It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break; the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours.<br /><br />It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.<br /><br />Our challenges may be new, the instruments with which we meet them may be new, but those values upon which our success depends, honesty and hard work, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism -- these things are old.<br /><br />These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history.<br /><br />What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility -- a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character than giving our all to a difficult task.<br /><br />This is the price and the promise of citizenship.<br /><br />This is the source of our confidence: the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.<br /><br />This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed, why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall. And why a man whose father less than 60 years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />So let us mark this day in remembrance of who we are and how far we have traveled.<br /><br />In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river.<br /><br />The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood.<br /><br />At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:<br /><br />"Let it be told to the future world that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive, that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet it."<br /><br />America, in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words; with hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come; let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.<br /><br />Thank you. God bless you.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)<br /><br />And God bless the United States of America.<br /><br />(APPLAUSE)</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-3321598354762034398?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-114992454676023662009-01-21T20:51:00.000Z2009-01-24T19:15:04.564ZPublished in the Metro, Jan 21, 2009:<br /><br /><blockquote>As is traditional, outgoing US president George W Bush left a note for his successor in the top drawer of his desk in the Oval Office. The White House declined to reveal the exact details of the letter to Barak Obama but Metro would like to think it went something like this...<br /><br />Dear Barry,<br /><br />First and foremosting, I would like to congratulatise you on getting the job. It will be great to have someone come in and bring a finished completion to all the work I did. I have to warn you, though, Baz, being president isn't all laughs. There are a lot of boring speeches to sit through.<br />But I think you will make a great commander-in-chife. You've got what I've got - charismaticism. And that goes a long way. I also dig the way you got all those famous people on your side - they didn't take much to me. But I like that Jon Bono Jovi who sang a few days before your augmentation - eh's a good guy.<br />My daddy once told me: 'Eat your vegetables, Georger Jnr'. And was right. Well, now it's my turn to give some advisementary words. Don't let people misunderestimate you the way they misunderestimated me - I hope you don't misunderstanderate what I'm getting at there, Baz. I know I used a lot of big words in that sentence.<br />Being the president is a bit like grabbing a bull by its horns - you gotta go up to that bull and grabs his horns. In a metaphosphorical sense, of course. If you grab a real bull by the horns you won't be the president for too long. You should maybe write that one down.<br />I've left you some pretzels on my desk an, before I forget, I've also left you a crisis in the Middle East and a bad economy - in London, Engerland, they're calling that a 'credit crunch'. Ain't that cute? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me, Baz. Next time you're in No1, Downing street, tell Gordon Ramsay I said 'hi'.<br />So I guess that's all I got for ya. I know you'll be a super leader. They made a movie about me after my eight years were up, so if they do the same with you I guess you'll know you've done a good job. Good luck, Baz!<br /><br />Yours facefully,<br /><br />Dubya (spelt with a 'W')<br /><br />Ps: Sorry about the lawn.... Barney's little weapons of mass destruction! (A joke)</blockquote><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BushsDearBarryletter.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BushsDearBarryletter.jpg" width=450 /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-11499245467602366?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-324892862969577172009-01-21T10:57:00.002Z2009-01-24T19:15:04.573Z2 mts 56 secs<br /><style type='text/css'>.cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}</style><div class='cc_box' style='position:relative'><a href='http://www.comedycentral.com' target='_blank' style='display:inline; 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While the work was expected to represent artists from all 27 EU member nations, as it turns out that the installation called Entropa was created by an all-Czech team of artists under the direction of David Černý. <br /><br />Entropa plays on steretypes and pokes fun at one and all.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Entropa.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Austria as an energy powerhouse.<br /><br />Belgium is a box of chocolates.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Belgium-Chocolate.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Bulgaria is represented as Turkish toilets.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Bulgaria-TurkishToilets.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Czech Republic is an electronic (LED) display quoting the President.<br /><br />Denmark is a Lego-set.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Denmark-Lego.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />France is a country on strike.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/France-CountryOnStrike.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Finland is a hardwood floor.<br /><br />Germany is crisscrossed by autobahns, in what some say a vaguely Swastika-like pattern.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Germany-AutobahnSwastika.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Greece is a nation riddled with wildfire.<br /><br />Hungary is a nuclear think-tank with ripe watermelons.<br /><br />Ireland is a bagpipe.<br /><br />Italy is just a large football ground.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Italy-FootballField.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Latvia is mountaneous country.<br /><br />Luxembourg is a gold nugget on sale.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Luxembourg-OnSale.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Malta is a rock with a dwarf elephant standing on it.<br /><br />The Netherlands is submerged under water, with only some islamic minarets visible above the floodline.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Netherdands-MinaretsInWater.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Poland is shown as a pile of rubble, wherein some Catholic monks are erecting the gay flag, Iwo Jima style.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Poland-GayCatholicMonks.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Portugal is a butcher's table with steak and colonial blood on it.<br /><br />Romania is a Dracula-themed fun-park.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Romania-DraculaThemePark.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Spain is a large building site, in an obvious reference to its real-estate market.<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/Spain-BuildingSite.jpg" width=400 /><br /><br />Sweden is depicted as an IKEA ‘flat-pack’ cardboard box. But from a hole towards the bottom of the box, one can see a small piece from the Saab JAS-39 Gripen aircraft - a reference to the 2001 bribery scandal wherein Saab tried to sell 24 Gripen jets to Czech Republic with the help of UK-based BAE Systems.<br /><br />The United Kingdom is represented by its conspicuous absence from the piece.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Entropa/entropa.pdf" target="_blank">Click here to download the artists' concept document</a>.<br /><br />As you can see, I don't have photos/ descriptions of all the nations' representations. 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Th 11p / 10c</span></div><div class='cc_title' style='font-size:11px; color:#868686; background-color:#f5f5f5; padding:3px; padding-top:1px; line-height:14px; height:21px; overflow:hidden;'><a href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=215313&title=medicine-cabinet' target='_blank'>Medicine Cabinet</a></div></div><embed style='float:left; clear:left;' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:215313' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed><div class='cc_links' style='float:left; clear:left; width:358px; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-top:0px; font:10px Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif; color:#b9b9b9; background-color:#f5f5f5;'><div style='width:177px; float:left; padding-left:3px;'><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=166515&title=Barack-Obama-Pt.-1'>Barack Obama Interview</a><br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=167938&title=John-McCain-Pt.-1'>John McCain Interview</a></div><div style='width:177px; float:left;'><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?searchterm=Sarah+Palin&searchtype=site&x=0&y=0'>Sarah Palin Video</a><br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?searchterm=indecision+2008&searchtype=site&x=0&y=0'>Funny Election Video</a></div><div style='clear:both'></div></div><div style='clear:both'></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-7171504540846424709?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-38319348030953949482008-12-31T12:30:00.002Z2009-12-31T21:22:42.784Z2 mt 02 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="394" width="480" align="middle" data="http://www.any-flv-player.com/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.any-flv-player.com/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/2008_Year_in_Review.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br /><br />Please click the Play button above.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-3831934803095394948?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-78520703839039946232008-12-23T21:36:00.000Z2008-12-23T21:36:00.448Z<embed src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/ChristmasCarol.swf" width=400 height=300 autostart="false" loop="false" /></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-7852070383903994623?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-60402798781954523332008-11-20T14:34:00.002Z2008-11-20T14:42:52.308Z2mts 14secs<br /><embed FlashVars='videoId=210886' src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed><br /><br />For more, check out:<br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-dont-know-dick-email.html" target="_blank">You Don't Know Dick - Email</a><br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/10/video-you-dont-know-dick-council-for.html" target="_blank">You Don't Know Dick - Council for National Policy (Dicktoid) </a><br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/08/video-even-dick-dont-know-dick.html" target="_blank">Even Dick Don't Know Dick </a><br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/08/video-you-dont-know-dick-secret-silver.html" target="_blank">You Don't Know Dick - Secret Silver Death Box (Dicklet) </a><br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/06/video-you-dont-know-dick-logo.html" target="_blank">You Don't Know Dick - Logo</a><br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/06/video-you-dont-know-dick-google-earth.html" target="_blank">You Don't Know Dick - Google Earth (Dick Nugget)</a><br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/06/video-you-dont-know-dick.html" target="_blank">You Don't Know Dick - Man-sized Safe</a><br /><a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/search/label/Dick%20Cheney" target="_blank">More Dick stuff</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-6040279878195452333?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-49025560653719314812008-11-07T19:52:00.002Z2008-11-07T23:39:54.353Z3mts 32secs<br /><embed FlashVars="videoId=209420" src='http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-4902556065371931481?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-6160430551346872142008-11-06T08:20:00.000Z2009-01-24T19:15:04.600Z<b>Obama Accepts</b><br />18mts 10secs<br /><script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=int&vid=/video/politics/2008/11/05/sot.obama.entire.cnn" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript><br /><br /><b>McCain Concedes</b><br />10mts 08secs<br /><script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=int&vid=/video/politics/2008/11/04/sot.mccain.concession.cnn" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-616043055134687214?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-73585357243313187182008-11-05T21:25:00.000Z2008-11-07T21:27:24.675ZIn these troubled times, here are some of the best ones doing the rounds:<br /><br />- What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.<br /><br />- What is the capital of Iceland? About $3.50<br /><br />- I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.<br /><br />- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.<br /><br />- What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?<br /><br />- The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow 10 bucks a couple weeks back. It turns out I'm now America's fourth-biggest lender.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-7358535724331318718?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-62873337665291105802008-10-21T11:33:00.001+01:002008-10-21T11:35:25.447+01:004 mts 47 secs<br /><embed FlashVars='videoId=188638' src='http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-6287333766529110580?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-38752314337039581192008-10-19T16:34:00.002+01:002008-10-19T16:47:09.887+01:005 mts 13 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48fb529fbd3754ce/4741e3c5156499a7/6715ee79/-cpid/5399077a13eda3a3" id="W4727a250e66f972348fb529fbd3754ce" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48fb529fbd3754ce/4741e3c5156499a7/6715ee79/-cpid/5399077a13eda3a3" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /></object><br /><br />3 mts 03 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48fb55706f1afaee/4741e3c5156499a7/d8284692/-cpid/56daa13120955d91" id="W4727a250e66f972348fb55706f1afaee" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48fb55706f1afaee/4741e3c5156499a7/d8284692/-cpid/56daa13120955d91" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-3875231433703958119?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-20988491814950272722008-10-18T22:58:00.002+01:002009-01-24T19:15:04.610ZMcCain and Obama at the Al Smith dinner at Waldorf Astoria in New York.<br /><br />14 mts 53 secs<br /><iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27231593#27231593" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe><br />McCain<br /><br />13 mts 39 secs<br /><iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27231610#27231610" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe><br />Obama<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-2098849181495027272?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-31542747738662166852008-10-16T14:37:00.004+01:002008-10-16T14:46:27.525+01:006 mts 39 secs<br /><embed FlashVars='videoId=188585' src='http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-3154274773866216685?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-31929611736965356752008-10-11T00:02:00.004+01:002008-10-26T02:13:02.816Z<a href="http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/10/10/osama-bin-ladens-plan-to-bankrupt-america-going-pretty-well-these-days/" target="_blank">http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/10/10/osama-bin-ladens-plan-to-bankrupt-america-going-pretty-well-these-days/</a><br /><br />Osama bin Laden -- terrorist, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-lundberg/osama-bin-laden-terrorist_b_129628.html" target="_blank">wedding poet</a> and all-around jerkoff -- has announced his plans for destroying America through economic strangulation.<br /><br />Well, he released it four years ago, <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/11/01/binladen.tape/" target="_blank">just a few days before the 2004 presidential elections</a>. How do you think that's working out for him?<br /><br /><blockquote>"We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy.<br />Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah," bin Laden said in the<br />transcript. </blockquote><br />One thing you gotta admit about this guy: He can go fuck himself, but, ya know, he does get stuff done.<br /><br /><blockquote>He said the mujahedeen fighters did the same thing to the Soviet Union in<br />Afghanistan in the 1980s, "using guerrilla warfare and the war of attrition to<br />fight tyrannical superpowers." </blockquote><br />Which is exactly why we need to stay in Iraq until we do something that can possibly be defined as "winning." Even if we have to bleed ourselves to the point of bankruptcy fighting the insurgents' guerrilla warfare in this war of attrition. So that this asshole bin Laden doesn't win. How do you not understand this, people?!<br /><br />Of course, there was no way that bin Laden's conveniently well-timed taunting videotape was in any way intended to sway the election in accordance with idiot voters' basest instincts. Because, why would he possibly want another four years of tough-fighting Republican rule in the U.S.?<br /><br /><blockquote>He also said al Qaeda has found it "easy for us to provoke and bait this<br />administration."<br /><br />"All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to<br />the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda,<br />in order to make generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic<br />and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some<br />benefits for their private corporations," bin Laden said. </blockquote><br />How much you wanna bet that, sometime in the next two weeks, new footage suddenly emerges of bin Laden wearing a Hope t-shirt? (Don't take that bet.)<br /><br />I can't wait for November 5th -- after John McCain has been elected president -- when McCain can finally release his super secret <a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LnMSaxLzD1o" target="_blank">Osama bin Laden and Muhajadeen Spectacular Wondrifical Killing Machine</a> and send it to the <a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C_-rnJxo0Fo" target="_blank">Gates of Hell</a> so that we can get rid of bin Laden once and for all and start focusing on the real problems America faces today: '60s radical community organizers and people who think gay people should be allowed to get married.<br /><br />I just hope it doesn't run on gas.<br /><br />'Cause then we're fucked.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-3192961173696535675?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-84269919384607232872008-09-07T14:24:00.003+01:002008-09-07T14:33:25.113+01:001 mt 13 secs<br /><OBJECT ID="MediaPlayer" WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="286" CLASSID="CLSID:22D6F312-B0F6-11D0-94AB-0080C74C7E95"<br />STANDBY="Loading Windows Media Player components..." 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src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Mecca/Mecca007.jpg" width=450 /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Mecca/Mecca008.jpg" width=450 /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Mecca/Mecca009.jpg" width=450 /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-611589152466834889?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-47402398477613696222008-09-07T13:40:00.006+01:002008-09-07T13:53:38.089+01:00Where is Bali?<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali001.gif" /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali002.gif" /><br /><br />Why go there?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali003.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali003.jpg" width=550 /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali004.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali004.jpg" width=550 /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali005.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali005.jpg" /></a><br /><br />But beware<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali006.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali006.jpg" width=200 /></a><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali007.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali007.jpg" width=155 /></a><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali008.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Bali/Bali008.jpg" width=180 /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-4740239847761369622?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-37741089186115516532008-09-07T13:19:00.003+01:002008-09-07T13:29:47.058+01:00<table width=100% border=0px style="background-color: black; color: white;"><tr><td align="center"><p align="center">Passage Douloureux!!</p><br /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/franc.jpg" /></td><td align="center"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/euro.jpg" /></td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Baguette</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/baguette.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">3 francs ( 0,46 euro)‏</td><td align="center">0,85 euro</td><td align="center">+ 85%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Laitue</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/laitue.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">4 francs ( 0,69 euro)‏</td><td align="center">1,50 euros</td><td align="center">+ 118%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Cafe</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/cafe.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">6 francs ( 0,91 euro)‏</td><td align="center">1,50 euros</td><td align="center">+ 64%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Gaz butane</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/gaz.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">130 francs ( 19,82 euros)‏</td><td align="center">26 euros</td><td align="center">+ 31%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Fuel (500L)</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/fuel.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">1200 francs ( 182,92 euros)‏</td><td align="center">315 euros</td><td align="center">+ 72%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Lait (L)</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/lait.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">1,30 francs ( 0,20 euro)</td><td align="center">0,56 euro</td><td align="center">+ 183%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Brie</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/brie.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">2,60 francs ( 0,40 euro)</td><td align="center">0,94 euro</td><td align="center">+ 137%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Coulommiers</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/coulommiers.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">5,20 francs ( 0,79 euro)‏</td><td align="center">2,07 euros</td><td align="center">+ 161%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Pommes de terre (5kg)</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/pommes.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">1,50 francs ( 0,23 euro)‏</td><td align="center">4,30 euros</td><td align="center">+ 1770%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Confiture</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/confiture.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">9,90 francs ( 1,50 euros)‏</td><td align="center">3,20 euros</td><td align="center">+ 112%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Chou Vert</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/chou.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">5,00 francs ( 0,76 euro)‏</td><td align="center">1,50 euros</td><td align="center">+ 97%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Beurre (250g)</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/beurre.jpg" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2006</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">3,75 francs ( 0,57 euro)‏</td><td align="center">0,95 euro</td><td align="center">+ 66%</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Salaire moyen</b></p><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/salaire.gif" /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2005</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center">16 875 €</td><td align="center">16 792 €</td><td align="center">- 0,5 %</td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /><br />Les temps sont durs… <br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/beggar.gif" /><br />Pas pour tout le monde !!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><b>Le salaire du president</b></p><br /><table width=100% border=0px><tr><td align="center">2000</td><td align="center">2007</td><td align="center">Écart</td></tr><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/president1.jpg" width=250 /></td><td align="center"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/comparatif/president2.jpg" width=250 /></td><td align="center">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td align="center">6 075,89 € net</td><td align="center">19 331 € net</td><td align="center">+ 218%</td></tr></table></td></tr></table><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-3774108918611551653?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-13046913541315555762008-09-06T19:43:00.001+01:002008-09-06T19:45:05.330+01:004 mts 32 secs<br /><embed FlashVars='videoId=184113' src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' 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class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-5820241234275751022?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-42230967114596694862008-08-24T16:08:00.005+01:002008-09-06T20:40:37.054+01:00Janmashtami is celebrated to welcome and enjoy Lord Krishna's birth.<br /><br />According to some scholars, Krishna was born on Wednesday,the eighth day of second fortnight in Sravana month in the year of Visvavasu around 3227 BC, also known as Dwapur Yug. July 19th 3228 BC, according to the Gregorian calendar.<br /><br />Lord Krishna was born in a prison cell in the captivity of King Kansa. Soon after the birth, a chain of events astonished father Vasudev, when he saw the gates of the cell flow open and all the guards fast asleep. He immediately thought of Nand ,his close friend in Gokul and decided to handover his child to him in order to save him from the clutch of Kansa.<br /><br />Father Vasudev taking Krishna to Gokul on the stormy night through a flooded Jamuna, while the great snake Sheshnag shades the child from the pouring rain.<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiVasudev.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiVasudev.jpg" width=400 /></a><br /><br />With foster mother Yashoda<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiYashoda.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiYashoda.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Sucking the lifeblood out of demoness Putna who was trying to poison him with her poison-laced breastmilk<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiPutna.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiPutna.jpg" width=350 /></a><br /><br />Foster mother Yashoda sees the universe in the mouth of the child<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiWorld.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiWorld.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Stealing butter stealthily from foster mother Yashoda's kitchen<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiButter.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiButter.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />With (foster) brother Balram and other shepherd kids<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiShepherds.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiShepherds.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />With (foster) brother Balram<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiBalram.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiBalram.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Taming the evil serpent Kalia<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiKaliya.jpeg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiKaliya.jpeg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />With (foster) brother Balram, beating the demon league of Dhenukasura, after Balram has killed the demon king himself<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiDhenukasura.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiDhenukasura.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Picking up the Mt Govardhan with his little finger to save the villagers and crush the pride of the rain-God Indra<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiGovardhan.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiGovardhan.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Playing the flute for a devotee<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiDevotee.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiDevotee.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Viraat roop (divine form), to explain to Arjuna the divinity of the soul during Geeta<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiVirat.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiVirat.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Sounding the battle conch, with Arjuna<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiArjuna.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiArjuna.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />As Arjuna's driver in the war<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiWar.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiWar.jpg" width=450 /></a><br /><br />Battle-raged Krishna going for Bhishma, with Arjuna pleading him to stop (Krishna had pledged not to fire a weapon in the war)<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiBhishma.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/HappyJanmashtami/HappyJanmashtamiBhishma.jpg" width=450 /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-4223096711459669486?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-10075671844531235172008-08-23T15:31:00.005+01:002009-01-24T19:15:04.620ZHere's senator Joe Biden, senator Barak Obama's Vice-Presidential candidate, on the importance of experience. Enjoy!<br /><br />1 mt 30 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="304" width="360" align="middle" data="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/ObamasRunningMateOnExperience.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br />Please click the Play button above.<br /><br />Of course, the ad is from Biden's 1988 bid for the Oval Office.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-1007567184453123517?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-70263897380252767742008-08-22T15:49:00.001+01:002008-08-23T15:52:02.359+01:002 mts 06 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="364" width="440" align="middle" data="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/TakeYourBestShot.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br />Please click the Play button above.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-7026389738025276774?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-65314646077868290322008-08-21T15:42:00.001+01:002008-08-23T15:51:12.032+01:000 mts 22 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="274" width="320" align="middle" data="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/TheLaserCat.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br />Please click the Play button above.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-6531464607786829032?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-16192434831208988742008-08-20T17:14:00.003+01:002008-08-23T17:33:29.796+01:00As <a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/12/dubai-another-world.html" target="_blank">you are aware</a>, Dubai has the world's only 7-star hotel (Burj Al Arab) and is building the world's largest amusement/ theme park (Dubailand) and the world's tallest building (Burj tower). <a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2007/12/dubai-another-world.html" target="_blank">Click here for the Dec 2007 post with pictures of all these</a>.<br /><br />Now comes news that they are building the world's largest fountain next to the world's tallest building.<br /><br />In May, Emaar Properties unveiled a world-class permanent water fountain project with an integral light and sound show for Downtown Burj Dubai. It will be the world’s largest fountain at over 900 ft (275 metres) in length, equivalent to that of over two football fields and it is about 25 per cent larger than The Fountains at Bellagio in Las Vegas in area. Powerful water nozzles will shoot water sprays to heights of over 500 ft (150 metres), equivalent to that of a 50-story building.<br /><br />The fountains - which are yet to be named - will feature over 6,600 lights and 50 colour projectors that will create a vibrant visual spectrum of over 1,000 different water expressions by shooting 22,000 gallons of water. The total cost to built this is AED 800 million (US$218 million)! This project is expected to draw over 10 million visitors annually.<br /><br />The fountain is positioned next to Burj Dubai, the world’s tallest building, and The Dubai Mall, one of the world’s largest shopping and entertainment destinations. As I have said before, these fountains are yet to be named, and a cash prize of $27,225 will be given to the person who suggests the perfect name for this water fountain project.<br /><br />This fountain project is scheduled to be operational in 2009!<br /><br />Here are some pictures of what it is expected to look like:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld01.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld02.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld03.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld04.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld05.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld06.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld/TheBiggestWaterFountainsInTheWorld07.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-1619243483120898874?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-16069805080296742502008-08-16T14:28:00.006+01:002008-08-16T14:59:57.957+01:002 mts 28 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="274" width="320" align="middle" data="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/HeRemembersLove.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br />Please click the Play button above.<br /><br />Reunion of Christian, the erstwhile London-dwelling and now Africa-based lion, with his human Londoner friends, in Africa.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-1606980508029674250?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-3955486776182969642008-08-16T13:02:00.005+01:002008-08-17T02:59:18.130+01:00This is the story of a little dog named Faith. He was born on Christmas Eve in 2002 with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which need to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. <br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith000.jpg" /><br /><br />His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow met him and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. Therefore she named him "Faith."<br /><br />In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to balance on his 2 hind legs and jumped to move forward. After further training in the snow, he can now walk like a human being.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith002.jpg" /><br /><br />Faith loves to walk around now. No matter where he goes, he just attracts all the people around him. He is now becoming famous on the international scene. He has appeared in various newspapers and TV shows. There is even one book entitled "With a little faith" being published about him. He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith003.jpg" /><br /><br />His present owner Jude Stringfellew has given up her teaching job and plans to take him around the world to preach, that "even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul."<br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith004.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith005.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith006.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith007.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith008.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith009.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith010.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith011.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith012.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith013.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith014.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith015.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/ALittleThingCalledFaith/ALittleThingCalledFaith016.jpg" /><br /><br />"Life is not holding a good hand; Life is playing a poor hand well." ~ Danish proverb<br /><br />B+<br /><br />5 mts 09 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="274" width="320" align="middle" data="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/ALittleThingCalledFaith.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br />Please click the Play button above.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-395548677618296964?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-72899187277348057822008-08-15T16:55:00.000+01:002008-08-17T16:14:51.572+01:00Ziggy<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Ziggy/20080815PerceptualFilters.gif" /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-7289918727734805782?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-32662200986393249202008-08-15T16:11:00.000+01:002008-08-17T16:12:52.560+01:00Non Sequitur<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/NonSequitur/20080815JobOfTheUN.gif" /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-3266220098639324920?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-86506189927031405252008-08-14T16:10:00.001+01:002008-08-17T16:11:54.757+01:00Non Sequitur<br /><img 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name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/TimeForSomeCampaignin.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br />Please click the Play button above.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-5536123454752773831?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-49716615037748310562008-08-14T13:23:00.001+01:002008-08-17T16:24:38.347+01:00Ben Sargent<br /><img 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maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-10755009140007980992008-08-12T21:38:00.002+01:002008-08-12T21:42:11.918+01:00Based on research conducted by UK TV channel <a href="http://uktv.co.uk/dave/item/aid/604717" target="_blank">Dave</a>:<br /><br />1. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap (1900 BC – 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13)<br /><br />2. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish (An abridged version first found in 1600 BC on the Westcar Papryus)<br /><br />3. Three ox drivers from Adab were thirsty: one owned the ox, the other owned the cow and the other owned the wagon's load. The owner of the ox refused to get water because he feared his ox would be eaten by a lion; the owner of the cow refused because he thought his cow might wander off into the desert; the owner of the wagon refused because he feared his load would be stolen. So they all went. In their absence the ox made love to the cow which gave birth to a calf which ate the wagon's load. Problem: Who owns the calf?! (1200 BC)<br /><br />4. A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, "I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye." And she answered him: "Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage!?" (Egyptian circa 1100 BC)<br /><br />5. Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is nobody. When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: "Help, nobody is attacking me!" No one comes to help. (Homer. The Odyssey 800 BC)<br /><br />6. Question: What animal walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon and three at evening? Answer: Man. He goes on all fours as a baby, on two feet as a man and uses a cane in old age (Appears in Oedipus Tyrannus and first performed in 429 BC)<br /><br />7. Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey - his purse is what restrains him (Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period 304 BC – 30 BC)<br /><br />8. Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?" "No your Highness," he replied, "but my father was." (Credited to the Emporer Augustus 63 BC – 29 AD)<br /><br />9. Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said "I've had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died." (Dated to the Philogelos 4th /5th Century AD)<br /><br />10. Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: "In silence." (Collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover" the oldest extant jest book and compiled in the 4th/5th Century AD)<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-1075500914000798099?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-78260452377015227202008-08-11T16:37:00.002+01:002008-08-17T16:40:48.135+01:0046 mts 47 secs<br /><OBJECT ID="MediaPlayer" WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="286" CLASSID="CLSID:22D6F312-B0F6-11D0-94AB-0080C74C7E95"<br />STANDBY="Loading Windows Media Player components..." 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She tells the salesman,"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns,but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing.<br /><br />Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.<br /><br />The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.<br /><br />The blonde replies, "Seventeen inches."<br /><br />"Seventeen inches??", asked the salesman, "that sounds very small. What room are they for?" The blonde says, "Oh, they are not for any room - they are for my computer monitor."<br /><br />The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains."<br /><br />The blonde says, " Hellooooooooo - I've got Windows."<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-4007868714593465018?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-70084835832833305322008-07-22T12:58:00.001+01:002008-08-16T12:59:23.971+01:002 mts 27 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48a6c094317dba8b/4741e3c5156499a7/3e2bd9f6" id="W4727a250e66f972348a6c094317dba8b" height="283" width="384"><param value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48a6c094317dba8b/4741e3c5156499a7/3e2bd9f6" name="movie"/><param value="transparent" name="wmode"/><param value="all" name="allowNetworking"/><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"/></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-7008483583283330532?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-69337364808826921212008-07-19T19:30:00.000+01:002008-08-23T19:31:43.675+01:002 mts 25 secs<br /><OBJECT ID="MediaPlayer" WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="286" CLASSID="CLSID:22D6F312-B0F6-11D0-94AB-0080C74C7E95"<br />STANDBY="Loading Windows Media Player components..." 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Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" <br /><br />His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world"<br /><br />But Sulio says "Yes I do!" <br /><br />So Sulio's boss says "Well prove it!" <br /><br />Then Sulio says "Pick someone... and I know them!"<br /><br />Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" <br /><br />Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" <br /><br />But Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" <br /><br />Then Sulio says "Yes we were!" <br /><br />So they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Sulio!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick somebody else!"<br /><br />This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!" but Sulio says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" <br /><br />Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" <br /><br />And Sulio says "Yes we were!" <br /><br />So they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference. <br /><br />They work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" <br /><br />And the President waves "Sulio!" <br /><br />And after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it. <br /><br />But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!"<br /><br />And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" <br /><br />And Sulio says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" <br /><br />And Sulio's boss says "No he didn't!" <br /><br />And Sulio says "Yes he did!" <br /><br />So they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck-- so Sulio says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!" and he leaves. <br /><br />Well Sulio's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Sulio!<br /><br />Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out. Sulio comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?"<br /><br />Sulio's boss looks at Sulio and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see Bill Clinton... hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a little more than I can take!<br /><br />[Ed - Though I've just received it, you can see how old it is - Clinton was the president at the time!]<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-1888900179837052002?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-43642167849118321322008-07-17T12:13:00.002+01:002008-07-17T12:13:01.544+01:00The song is called Trandafir de la Moldova (O! Rose of Moldova). I heard it for the first time a year ago. Enjoy!<br /><br />3 mts 27 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="145" data="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/MusicPlayer/Extended/xspf_player.swf?playlist_url=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/audio/TeAsIubiDarNuStiuVorba/TeAsIubiDarNuStiuVorba.xspf"><param name="movie" value="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/MusicPlayer/Extended/xspf_player.swf?playlist_url=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/audio/TeAsIubiDarNuStiuVorba/TeAsIubiDarNuStiuVorba.xspf" /></object><br />Click on the image above, and then click on play button once it becomes available.<br /><br />Trandafir de la Moldova, <br />Te-as iubi dar nu stiu vorba. <br /><br />Lunca-i lunca, iarba-i verde, <br />Ce-am iubit nu se mai vede, <br />Ce-a fost verde s-a uscat, <br />Ce-am iubit s-a spulberat. <br /><br />Trandafir moldovenesc, <br />Te-as iubi dar nu-ndraznesc, mai. <br /><br />Trandafir de la Bacau, <br />Vino sa te iubesc eu, mai. <br /><br />Trandafir din Dorohoi, <br />Sa ne iubim amandoi, mai<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-4364216784911832132?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-71385310155033585062008-07-14T15:46:00.002+01:002008-08-17T15:51:44.912+01:00Garfield<br /><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/Garfield/20080714Teamwork.gif" /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-7138531015503358506?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-59691572163407559502008-07-12T20:14:00.000+01:002008-08-23T20:16:04.905+01:000 mts 36 secs<br /><OBJECT ID="MediaPlayer" WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="286" CLASSID="CLSID:22D6F312-B0F6-11D0-94AB-0080C74C7E95"<br />STANDBY="Loading Windows Media Player components..." 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Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect.<br /><br />I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.<br /><br />But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it.<br /><br />Those were the most difficult battles of all.<br /><br />I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.<br /><br />Was your Mum mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole world! <br /><br />While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast.<br /><br />When others had a Pepsi and a pie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches.<br /><br />And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from what other kids had, too.<br /><br />Mum insisted on knowing where we were at all times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She had to know who our friends were, and what we were doing with them. She insisted that if we said we would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.<br /><br />We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work. We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.<br /><br />She always insisted on us telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!<br /><br />Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn when they drove up. They had to come up to the door so she could meet them. While everyone else could date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16.<br /><br />Because of our mother we missedout on lots of things other kids experienced. None of us have ever been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.<br /><br />Now that we have left home, we are all educated, honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean parents just like Mum was.<br /><br />I think that is what's wrong with the world today. It just doesn't have enough mean mums!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-8958376930161633509?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-75777587887175703902008-06-27T22:58:00.000+01:002008-06-28T23:00:03.542+01:003 mts 58 secs<br /><embed FlashVars='videoId=175030' src='http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' 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maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-56462016918865189992008-06-19T23:06:00.003+01:002008-06-19T23:16:58.569+01:000 mts 45 secs<br /><OBJECT ID="MediaPlayer" WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="286" CLASSID="CLSID:22D6F312-B0F6-11D0-94AB-0080C74C7E95"<br />STANDBY="Loading Windows Media Player components..." 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While I don't know whether or not cellphone radiation can be harmful for humans, it certainly can't pop corn. (On the other hand, the heat generated by some models of cellphones and laptop computers probably can).<br /><br /><a href="http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/06/17/am.cell.phone.popcorn.cnn?iref=videosearch" target="">CNN Report</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.snopes.com/science/cookegg.asp" target="">Snopes Debunking</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-5646201691886518999?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-89307294648234755972008-06-19T21:35:00.003+01:002008-06-19T21:57:49.153+01:00<b>Indiggo, Singers, 24</b><br />5 mts 22 secs<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="274" width="320" align="middle" data="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> <param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/Apps/FLVPlayer/player.swf" /> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <param name="scale" value="noscale" /> <param name="salign" value="lt" /> <param name="flashvars" value="flvURL=http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/video/CrazyRomanianChicks.flv&ControlPanelColor=0xffcc99&buttonColor=0x000000&ControlPanelPosition=0&showControlPanel=1&ShowtimeColor=0xffffff&bAutoPlay=0&bAutoRepeat=0&BufferTime=15&tmeColor=0xffffff&loaColor=0x666666&GroundColor=0x000000&" /> </object><br />Please click the Play button above.<br /><br />Twin sisters. Sounds like their names are Mihaela and Gabriela Mundocea.<br /><br />Their voices are not completely terrible, but they certainly don't seem to have anything special to offer. The reason for posting the video here is just their unbelievable attitude. Unlike <a href="http://randomforwards.blogspot.com/2008/03/video-mariah-careys-ken-lee.html" target="_blank">Valentina Hasan (of Ken Lee fame)</a>, whose spunk I admired, these two seem to be packed with attitude and arrogance. Yes, they are wild and fiesty, but not quite in a good way. Apparently they do know how to play the crowd, though. Also, while one could admire their "confidence" and persistence, another one could say that that's like a toddler peeing on a king's lap - they haven't a clue what they are doing.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-8930729464823475597?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25725978.post-55328829959775739242008-06-19T00:14:00.001+01:002008-06-29T00:16:09.718+01:000 mts 16 secs<br /><embed FlashVars='videoId=174484' src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' 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enclosed city<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky002.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky002.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Le chateau de Nessay<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky003.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky003.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Marine cemetery at Etel<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky004.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky004.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />The citadel of Port Louis<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky005.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky005.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />La sillon de Talbert, Europe's geological wonder, is a natural sand roadway going through the sea for 3 km<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky006.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky006.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />The beach of port Manach<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky007.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky007.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Port Blanc<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky008.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky008.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Le fort de la Latte, is separated from dry land by two passable cracks in Pont-Levis<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky009.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky009.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Tregastel<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky010.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky010.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Lighthouse of Ploumanach<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky011.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky011.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />La pointe d'Arradon, in the gulf of Morbihan<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky012.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky012.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Pleneuf val Andre, the little traditional port of Dahouet<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky013.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky013.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />La pointe de Trevingnon with its fragile dunes<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky014.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky014.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />La presqu'ile de Quiberon with its tall cliffs<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky015.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky015.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Pont Aven<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky016.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky016.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Le Guilvinec<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky017.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky017.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />La pointe du chateau <br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky018.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky018.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Douarnenez, the ancient port <br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky019.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky019.jpg" width=480 /></a><br /><br />Mont Saint-Michel, the gateway to Brittany, is a UNESCO world heritage site<br /><a href="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky020.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.mavericksonlineden.com/forwards/pictures/BrittanyFromTheSky/BrittanyFromTheSky020.jpg" width=480 /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img 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Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.<br /><br />When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke. <br /><br />The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. <br /><br />The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:<br />"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the 'Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi' and those donkeys deducted Rs. 30 in taxes ....."<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Email Forwards: http://randomforwards.blogspot.com<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25725978-601945779927540715?l=randomforwards.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>the maVerickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11240452235646772497noreply@blogger.com0