2 mt 02 secs
Please click the Play button above.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
VIDEO: You Don't Know Dick - Indictment
2mts 14secs
For more, check out:
You Don't Know Dick - Email
You Don't Know Dick - Council for National Policy (Dicktoid)
Even Dick Don't Know Dick
You Don't Know Dick - Secret Silver Death Box (Dicklet)
You Don't Know Dick - Logo
You Don't Know Dick - Google Earth (Dick Nugget)
You Don't Know Dick - Man-sized Safe
More Dick stuff
For more, check out:
You Don't Know Dick - Email
You Don't Know Dick - Council for National Policy (Dicktoid)
Even Dick Don't Know Dick
You Don't Know Dick - Secret Silver Death Box (Dicklet)
You Don't Know Dick - Logo
You Don't Know Dick - Google Earth (Dick Nugget)
You Don't Know Dick - Man-sized Safe
More Dick stuff
Friday, November 07, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Wall Street Humor
In these troubled times, here are some of the best ones doing the rounds:
- What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.
- What is the capital of Iceland? About $3.50
- I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.
- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.
- What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?
- The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow 10 bucks a couple weeks back. It turns out I'm now America's fourth-biggest lender.
- What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.
- What is the capital of Iceland? About $3.50
- I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.
- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.
- What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?
- The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow 10 bucks a couple weeks back. It turns out I'm now America's fourth-biggest lender.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
VIDEO: Ultimate Roast
McCain and Obama at the Al Smith dinner at Waldorf Astoria in New York.
14 mts 53 secs
McCain
13 mts 39 secs
Obama
14 mts 53 secs
McCain
13 mts 39 secs
Obama
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Osama bin Laden's Plan to Bankrupt America Going Pretty Well These Days
http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/10/10/osama-bin-ladens-plan-to-bankrupt-america-going-pretty-well-these-days/
Osama bin Laden -- terrorist, wedding poet and all-around jerkoff -- has announced his plans for destroying America through economic strangulation.
Well, he released it four years ago, just a few days before the 2004 presidential elections. How do you think that's working out for him?
One thing you gotta admit about this guy: He can go fuck himself, but, ya know, he does get stuff done.
Which is exactly why we need to stay in Iraq until we do something that can possibly be defined as "winning." Even if we have to bleed ourselves to the point of bankruptcy fighting the insurgents' guerrilla warfare in this war of attrition. So that this asshole bin Laden doesn't win. How do you not understand this, people?!
Of course, there was no way that bin Laden's conveniently well-timed taunting videotape was in any way intended to sway the election in accordance with idiot voters' basest instincts. Because, why would he possibly want another four years of tough-fighting Republican rule in the U.S.?
How much you wanna bet that, sometime in the next two weeks, new footage suddenly emerges of bin Laden wearing a Hope t-shirt? (Don't take that bet.)
I can't wait for November 5th -- after John McCain has been elected president -- when McCain can finally release his super secret Osama bin Laden and Muhajadeen Spectacular Wondrifical Killing Machine and send it to the Gates of Hell so that we can get rid of bin Laden once and for all and start focusing on the real problems America faces today: '60s radical community organizers and people who think gay people should be allowed to get married.
I just hope it doesn't run on gas.
'Cause then we're fucked.
Osama bin Laden -- terrorist, wedding poet and all-around jerkoff -- has announced his plans for destroying America through economic strangulation.
Well, he released it four years ago, just a few days before the 2004 presidential elections. How do you think that's working out for him?
"We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy.
Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah," bin Laden said in the
transcript.
One thing you gotta admit about this guy: He can go fuck himself, but, ya know, he does get stuff done.
He said the mujahedeen fighters did the same thing to the Soviet Union in
Afghanistan in the 1980s, "using guerrilla warfare and the war of attrition to
fight tyrannical superpowers."
Which is exactly why we need to stay in Iraq until we do something that can possibly be defined as "winning." Even if we have to bleed ourselves to the point of bankruptcy fighting the insurgents' guerrilla warfare in this war of attrition. So that this asshole bin Laden doesn't win. How do you not understand this, people?!
Of course, there was no way that bin Laden's conveniently well-timed taunting videotape was in any way intended to sway the election in accordance with idiot voters' basest instincts. Because, why would he possibly want another four years of tough-fighting Republican rule in the U.S.?
He also said al Qaeda has found it "easy for us to provoke and bait this
administration."
"All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to
the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda,
in order to make generals race there to cause America to suffer human, economic
and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some
benefits for their private corporations," bin Laden said.
How much you wanna bet that, sometime in the next two weeks, new footage suddenly emerges of bin Laden wearing a Hope t-shirt? (Don't take that bet.)
I can't wait for November 5th -- after John McCain has been elected president -- when McCain can finally release his super secret Osama bin Laden and Muhajadeen Spectacular Wondrifical Killing Machine and send it to the Gates of Hell so that we can get rid of bin Laden once and for all and start focusing on the real problems America faces today: '60s radical community organizers and people who think gay people should be allowed to get married.
I just hope it doesn't run on gas.
'Cause then we're fucked.
Sunday, September 07, 2008
VIDEO: Olympic Gold
1 mt 13 secs
STANDBY="Loading Windows Media Player components..." TYPE="application/x-oleobject">
WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="286" ShowControls="1" ShowStatusBar="0" ShowDisplay="0" autostart="0">
Please click the Play button above when it becomes available.
Some of these videos can also be found at this link from November 2006.
STANDBY="Loading Windows Media Player components..." TYPE="application/x-oleobject">
WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="286" ShowControls="1" ShowStatusBar="0" ShowDisplay="0" autostart="0">
Please click the Play button above when it becomes available.
Some of these videos can also be found at this link from November 2006.
Comparatif
Passage Douloureux!!
Baguette 
Laitue 
Cafe 
Gaz butane 
Fuel (500L) 
Lait (L) 
Brie 
Coulommiers 
Pommes de terre (5kg) 
Confiture 
Chou Vert 
Beurre (250g) 
Salaire moyen 
Les temps sont durs…  Pas pour tout le monde !!! Le salaire du president
|
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Happy Janmashtami
Janmashtami is celebrated to welcome and enjoy Lord Krishna's birth.
According to some scholars, Krishna was born on Wednesday,the eighth day of second fortnight in Sravana month in the year of Visvavasu around 3227 BC, also known as Dwapur Yug. July 19th 3228 BC, according to the Gregorian calendar.
Lord Krishna was born in a prison cell in the captivity of King Kansa. Soon after the birth, a chain of events astonished father Vasudev, when he saw the gates of the cell flow open and all the guards fast asleep. He immediately thought of Nand ,his close friend in Gokul and decided to handover his child to him in order to save him from the clutch of Kansa.
Father Vasudev taking Krishna to Gokul on the stormy night through a flooded Jamuna, while the great snake Sheshnag shades the child from the pouring rain.
With foster mother Yashoda
Sucking the lifeblood out of demoness Putna who was trying to poison him with her poison-laced breastmilk
Foster mother Yashoda sees the universe in the mouth of the child
Stealing butter stealthily from foster mother Yashoda's kitchen
With (foster) brother Balram and other shepherd kids
With (foster) brother Balram
Taming the evil serpent Kalia
With (foster) brother Balram, beating the demon league of Dhenukasura, after Balram has killed the demon king himself
Picking up the Mt Govardhan with his little finger to save the villagers and crush the pride of the rain-God Indra
Playing the flute for a devotee
Viraat roop (divine form), to explain to Arjuna the divinity of the soul during Geeta
Sounding the battle conch, with Arjuna
As Arjuna's driver in the war
Battle-raged Krishna going for Bhishma, with Arjuna pleading him to stop (Krishna had pledged not to fire a weapon in the war)
According to some scholars, Krishna was born on Wednesday,the eighth day of second fortnight in Sravana month in the year of Visvavasu around 3227 BC, also known as Dwapur Yug. July 19th 3228 BC, according to the Gregorian calendar.
Lord Krishna was born in a prison cell in the captivity of King Kansa. Soon after the birth, a chain of events astonished father Vasudev, when he saw the gates of the cell flow open and all the guards fast asleep. He immediately thought of Nand ,his close friend in Gokul and decided to handover his child to him in order to save him from the clutch of Kansa.
Father Vasudev taking Krishna to Gokul on the stormy night through a flooded Jamuna, while the great snake Sheshnag shades the child from the pouring rain.
With foster mother Yashoda
Sucking the lifeblood out of demoness Putna who was trying to poison him with her poison-laced breastmilk
Foster mother Yashoda sees the universe in the mouth of the child
Stealing butter stealthily from foster mother Yashoda's kitchen
With (foster) brother Balram and other shepherd kids
With (foster) brother Balram
Taming the evil serpent Kalia
With (foster) brother Balram, beating the demon league of Dhenukasura, after Balram has killed the demon king himself
Picking up the Mt Govardhan with his little finger to save the villagers and crush the pride of the rain-God Indra
Playing the flute for a devotee
Viraat roop (divine form), to explain to Arjuna the divinity of the soul during Geeta
Sounding the battle conch, with Arjuna
As Arjuna's driver in the war
Battle-raged Krishna going for Bhishma, with Arjuna pleading him to stop (Krishna had pledged not to fire a weapon in the war)