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We all receive tons of email forwards. I've been receiving them since 1997. So much so, that I have received some of them several scores of times, although I do not have hard data to back up that claim. Hence this blog.
Well, alright...not everything here was received as a forward. Some are gems that I have painstakingly collected over time
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Wall Street Humor
In these troubled times, here are some of the best ones doing the rounds:
- What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.
- What is the capital of Iceland? About $3.50
- I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.
- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.
- What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?
- The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow 10 bucks a couple weeks back. It turns out I'm now America's fourth-biggest lender.
- What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.
- What is the capital of Iceland? About $3.50
- I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.
- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.
- What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?
- The credit crunch is getting bad, isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow 10 bucks a couple weeks back. It turns out I'm now America's fourth-biggest lender.