Monday, December 25, 2006
GAME: The Santa Sling
Your task is to throw Santa as far as possible across the gorge. Click to set the catapult rolling towards the ravine. Click again and keep the button pressed to pull the lever, and release the button to release the lever. It's that simple!
Merry Christmas!
Thursday, December 21, 2006
The PJ Q&A
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?
A - The other 9 fish are crying.
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Q - A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
A - Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli)
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Q - Once 5 Chhipkalis (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
A - coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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Q - Gattu attends a lecture. After the lecture, he feels hungry, and goes to the canteen. In the canteen, he gets a pav. As soon as he picks it up to eat, he sees that his plate has "jannat" written on it. So, what's the name of the professor whose lecture Gattu just attended?
A - Ishq Ki Chhaon.
(Song - Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon", "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....from the film "Dil Se")
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Q - What wud u call a Gal who never laughs?
A - HASINA !
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Q - Whatz a PJ ? Obviously "a poor joke". Whatz a (P + i J)?
A - "complex poor joke"
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Q - Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A - Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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Q - You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
A - Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
Another deadly answer - You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer - Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP).
(Song - "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee. from the movie Mohra)
Light the cigarette with that fire.
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Q - A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?
A - "So, which platform are you working on?"
A - The other 9 fish are crying.
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Q - A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
A - Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli)
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Q - Once 5 Chhipkalis (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
A - coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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Q - Gattu attends a lecture. After the lecture, he feels hungry, and goes to the canteen. In the canteen, he gets a pav. As soon as he picks it up to eat, he sees that his plate has "jannat" written on it. So, what's the name of the professor whose lecture Gattu just attended?
A - Ishq Ki Chhaon.
(Song - Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon", "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....from the film "Dil Se")
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Q - What wud u call a Gal who never laughs?
A - HASINA !
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Q - Whatz a PJ ? Obviously "a poor joke". Whatz a (P + i J)?
A - "complex poor joke"
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Q - Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A - Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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Q - You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
A - Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
Another deadly answer - You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer - Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP).
(Song - "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee. from the movie Mohra)
Light the cigarette with that fire.
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Q - A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?
A - "So, which platform are you working on?"
Friday, December 15, 2006
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Favorites from Americas Got Talent Season 1
Alexis Jordan, Singer, 14
3 mts 37 secs
All That, Cloggers
Their appearance in the finale
6 mts 13 secs
At Last, Singers
Their appearance in the finale
5 mts 44 secs
Bianca Ryan, Singer, 11
3 mts 29 secs
Elliot Zimet, Magician
2 mts 10 secs
Lilia Stepanova, Contortionist
2 mts 08 secs
Nathan Burton, Magician
1 mt 44 secs
His second appearance
3 mts 50 secs
The Passing Zone (John and Owen), Jugglers
3 mts 12 secs
Their second appearance
6 mts 23 secs
Their appearance in the finale
7 mts 53 secs
Quick Change (David and Dania), Illusionists
2 mts 38 secs
Rappin' Granny, Rapper
2 mts 35 secs
Syd the Kid, Stand-up Comic, 8
2 mts 55 secs
Taylor Ware, Yodler, 11
3 mts 07 secs
3 mts 37 secs
All That, Cloggers
Their appearance in the finale
6 mts 13 secs
At Last, Singers
Their appearance in the finale
5 mts 44 secs
Bianca Ryan, Singer, 11
3 mts 29 secs
Elliot Zimet, Magician
2 mts 10 secs
Lilia Stepanova, Contortionist
2 mts 08 secs
Nathan Burton, Magician
1 mt 44 secs
His second appearance
3 mts 50 secs
The Passing Zone (John and Owen), Jugglers
3 mts 12 secs
Their second appearance
6 mts 23 secs
Their appearance in the finale
7 mts 53 secs
Quick Change (David and Dania), Illusionists
2 mts 38 secs
Rappin' Granny, Rapper
2 mts 35 secs
Syd the Kid, Stand-up Comic, 8
2 mts 55 secs
Taylor Ware, Yodler, 11
3 mts 07 secs
