To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You willunderstandwhat 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest androom-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East EconomicReview:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wansahntoes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin webodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it!
You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin webodderon sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
We all receive tons of email forwards. I've been receiving them since 1997. So much so, that I have received some of them several scores of times, although I do not have hard data to back up that claim. Hence this blog.
Well, alright...not everything here was received as a forward. Some are gems that I have painstakingly collected over time
Friday, September 30, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
VIDEO: How to Open Beer
0 mts 31 secs
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Saturday, September 17, 2005
VIDEO: A Little Teamwork
1 mt 04 secs
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I was looking for a specific video on teamwork when I came across this hilarious clip. Enjoy!
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I was looking for a specific video on teamwork when I came across this hilarious clip. Enjoy!
Friday, September 16, 2005
Sunday, September 04, 2005
VIDEO: Candid Camera - Belgian Style
1 mts 16 secs
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Saturday, September 03, 2005
GAME: Help the drunk get home
Help the drunk get home. He tends to stumble, fall and sleep. Use your mouse to keep him balanced long enough to reach home. Let's see what's your personal record.
